Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jesse

ruckus

principal: whats this ruckus?
student: I didnt hear a ruckus
principal: I heard a ruckus
student: can you describe this ruckus?

ruckus by jesse April 22, 2004

crapalanche

when you're burried in you're own crap!!!!!!!

in the book " zumbie bums from urennus:

crapalanche by Jesse March 31, 2004

oopsie

when u think u have to fart but then u shit

On the first day of kindergarten Katie was soo nervous that she was on the her way to school and she thought she had to fart but she had an oopsie.

oopsie by Jesse March 30, 2004

plowing new ground

1. To actually be farming land; digging into new dirt

2. Exploring new ideas; digging into new dirt

3. Fucking a girl for the first time; digging into new dirt

origin: Utah, circa 1869

originator: Joseph Smith; planting seeds, while creating a new religion, while sowing his seed with his 4 wives

1. "we're plowing new ground today, we've run out of space in the garden"

2. "with the new PenisPLUS Erection Extender, you will please her more than you could imagin!"

3. "i'm plowing new ground with jenny tonight. i might use that new Penis thing.."

plowing new ground by jesse March 29, 2004

domed

So high that you cant perform simple operations.

Hella HIGH

"(Lynch)
All dome as the chronics got me gone
Nigga it's on
On 'til the slugs come out"

Im domed as fuck homie.

domed by jesse March 18, 2004

shed your sh*t/shed your skin

It's an encouraging phrase-- interchangeable with: Do yo' thang, get it done, rock it.....that sort of jazz.

"Yeah boy, shed your shit" "Good job! Shed that skin"

shed your sh*t/shed your skin by JessE March 18, 2004

Pink Moose

A guy who looks, and acts, like a pink moose.

Dude, the pink moose is here!
The ULTIMATE MOOSE
Dude you being such a moose today
MAn stop being so pink!

Pink Moose by Jesse March 18, 2004