Definitions by jess

face rape 

When a man undresses you with his eyes and makes it very very obvious; when your face has been taken advantage of

Ashley was face-raped when we went to Pizza Hut the other night by one of the pretty monsters who was working there.

face rape by Jess November 18, 2003

rainbowing 

when different girls each put on different color lipsticks and suck a guys dick and leavs a mark of the lipstick color on it

"yo dude i went rainbowing last night with jess, jess, lis, and kira!"

rainbowing by Jess November 14, 2003

happy powder

Powder that makes you happy. It can only be bought by the man in the alley way.

Jessie Sue is happy because she just had some happy powder.

happy powder by Jess October 20, 2003

Vocab Monkey 

Abbreviation of Vocabulary Monkey.
A little monkey that steals things like money, gum, shoes, and etc. especially loves to steal vocab. books. Hence the name Vocab Monkey. Once the item is stolen it tends to be placed in their territory so beware.

Katrina fulminated at the Vocab Monkey because it stole her shoe.

Vocab Monkey by Jess October 20, 2003

funktacular 

Something that is uber cool and swanky. Something happy. Spectacular and Funky combined.

That was a Funktacular show!

funktacular by Jess October 20, 2003

Pythonism 

The church of Monty Python, a cult following of the greatest British Comedy troop to ever exist. Pythonist, a follower in the church of Monty Python.

I am a devout follower of Pythonism.

He's a Pythonist too!

Pythonism by Jess October 20, 2003

Poof 

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"

Poof by Jess October 20, 2003