jesUs's definitions

WITFITS

Common acronym for “What In The Fuck Is This Shit”

Buddy1 sends naked pics of 80 year old man!

Buddy 2 response - WITFITS

by Jesus February 9, 2005

yomofo

Combination of the terms yo, as a greeting, and mofo, in one word. Not necessarily an insult, often used as a greeting to a long term friend similarly to nigga, though it can be a weak insult when applied to a stranger or enemy.

"Yomofo, howz it hangin?"
"Yomofo, get off ma turf!"

by jesus April 9, 2005

krandel

n.1. a word used to distinquish any person, place, or thing, and a possible expression, reation, question, or answer to a question. 2. A small midwestern mammal with furry feet, razor sharp claws/teeth, and psychokinetic powers. v.1. to make human contact in any possible fashion.
Krandeling, Krandeld, Krandels.

N. The small Krandel jumped up and bit his krandel. V. Betty krandled Jon's Chub(see Chub)

by Jesus August 2, 2003

aight

alright, ok, cool?

"I'ma go over there now aight?"

by Jesus April 22, 2003

re up

To go out and replenish your drug supply.

"We've only got a little bud left, but we're about to go re up."

by Jesus November 2, 2003

pus gut

a fat bastard, someone who resembles a big pile of guts all swollen and vomit inspiring to view them

wow, that cathy johnson sure is a big fat fucking pus gut bitch.

by jesus June 18, 2004

camoflauge

a color were you can't be seen. To blend in. A persons name.

My friend Camoflauge has a camoflauge truck, so the police can't see him ride threw the hood.

by jesus November 16, 2003