munter

the eating of the inner fluids of a deciesed female. Originating from victorian times.
Jerry was the munter for he was the one eating the inner fluids of Mrs Jamerson 1840-1875
by Jerry November 05, 2002
mugGet the muntermug.

Transubstantiation

The transformation of bread and wine to the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Done in the ritual of the mass by Christians. In short, illogical bullshit.
Johnny: "People have been eating Jesus for two thousand years?"
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.
by Jerry November 15, 2004
mugGet the Transubstantiationmug.

gomer

pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.
If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!
by Jerry July 14, 2003
mugGet the gomermug.

Nirvana

A state of complete and total understanding. Used primarily in Buddhism. A person undergoes a series of reincarnations, gaining knowledge and learning lessons for each. With each reincarnation, one gains or loses an amount of karma, or magical force. Once one has received a specific amount of karma, he is able to break away from the cycle of reincarnations, and enter the state of being known as nirvana. Those who have reached such a state are considered buddhas, in honor of the religion's founder, Siddhartha, or the Buddha.
Nirvana, comming to a divine plane of existance near you!
by Jerry September 06, 2004
mugGet the Nirvanamug.

Leggo my eggo

An expression originating from an ad campaign for eggo brand waffles. In each commercial character A would attempt to steal character B's eggo brand waffles forcing B to yell out "Leggo my Eggo" to express his disdain at A's lack of respect and rude actions

Can be used when someone attempts to take anything of personal importance from you but will rarely succeed in helping you retrieve your possession.
by Jerry November 18, 2004
mugGet the Leggo my eggomug.

Lamb of God

Yes a truly hardcore growling band that rips the anus indeed.
Dude your ears are bleeding!
Been to a Lamb of God show?
by Jerry July 17, 2003
mugGet the Lamb of Godmug.

people

They're the worst!
People!

I know they're the worst!
by Jerry June 05, 2003
mugGet the peoplemug.