jerry's definitions

Banana Split

A synonimous word to "anal sex." Usually done doggy style, and resulting in a morgasm.

As Morgan got ready to do the banana splits with Jizabel, she deceived Morgan into thinking that it would not possibly commence unless she was the "banana" end. Jizabel wheedled the better morgasm.

by Jerry July 15, 2003

morganaria

The temporary and recurrent state of when a person has a morgasm which results in ejaculation of semen with morganism poop and pus. Morganaria usually insinuates negativity, and usually represents a state also of biological/hygiene mayhem.

Under the bells of Notre Dame, the boy laid in disgust of five minutes past morganaria.

by Jerry July 15, 2003

supercallifragalisticexpialadocious

Uplifting song sung by Mary Poppins.

um diillillillum dillliiii

by Jerry July 15, 2003

Garfeild

To chew tiny bite marks all around the anus of your lover.

After Chad got through seigning Wynell, he proceded to give her a ferocious garfeild!

by Jerry July 17, 2003

Welvis

The biggest stud of a Surveillance Agent that ever existed.

WOW that guy is a total Welvis

by Jerry July 17, 2003

Lamb of God

Yes a truly hardcore growling band that rips the anus indeed.

Dude your ears are bleeding!
Been to a Lamb of God show?

by Jerry July 17, 2003