jennifer's definitions

merfler

One of the greatest people on the planet. AkA Smarter than all those skanks at school, yo.

Merflers are so dysfunctional, it's not even funny.

by Jennifer September 4, 2004

Nick Valensi

The 6'3 skinny, but sexy guitarist from The Strokes. Probably used to not have many friends in highschool besides Jules and Fab. Has long dark sexy hair and bites his bottom lip while doing guitar leads.

Jenn and Nick Valensi had sex last ngiht.

by Jennifer April 14, 2004

Randalfolous

The habit of putting other people's fingers in your butt, while they are sleeping.

The randalfolous man made my fingers stink.

by Jennifer January 20, 2004

Moose Knuckle

aka: camel-toe. When a woman (usually a cowgirl) wears pants that are too tight and rides up their crotch.

Damn! did you see the moose knuckle on that chick?

by Jennifer July 6, 2004

L.B (lazy bones)

A person who dislikes activity; one who loves to sleep.

Stop being a L.B, get out of bed, and go to work!

by Jennifer August 10, 2003

blubbering vagina

A blubbering vagina is someone who ditches their friends because they're "busy."

Cary is a blubbering vagina because he says he will come hang out, but then not call us or anything to say he's not coming over and later finding out he went to get some ass.

by Jennifer May 30, 2004

glo

the neon lights under a car.

"I got some blue glo for my car"

by Jennifer February 19, 2004