jendingo's definitions

Party fry

The emotionally exhausted, mentally drained state that a performer might find themselves in after working one or more bookings in the event entertainment industry, especially events centered around children.

I totally can come over on Saturday night! Be prepared though, I have two events that morning, so I’ll probably have a bad case of party fry.

by Jendingo May 11, 2024

Tram rot

The specific type of brain decay associated with significant or involved understanding of the Universal Hollywood Studio Tour.

“I don’t want to go on the studio tour again, dude. I still have tram rot from yesterday.”

by Jendingo May 10, 2024

Hagout

To go crazy with the girls, to spend time together in a chaotic, disorganized, yet wildly entertaining fashion

Yes, you should come! We’re totally gonna hagout tonight.

by Jendingo December 9, 2023

taffy twink

(among gay men) a gay or bisexual young man with a slim, but extremely tall, build. The term refers to if a twink was stretched in a taffy puller, and became very tall

Yeah, but his type is definitely taffy twinks. Not short guys

by Jendingo July 3, 2023

hard regular

One who frequents a gay bar or club, or a beverage ordered by someone who frequents a gay bar or club

“I’ll take a hard regular, please”

by Jendingo June 9, 2023

comedist

an entertainer whose act is designed to make an audience laugh, and is particularly skilled at it

Tim: “I love John Mulaney!”
J: “Yeah! He’s my favorite comedist.”

by Jendingo March 13, 2023

tits to the wind

Drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated

She can’t drive right now, she’s tits to the wind.

by Jendingo December 4, 2022