jendingo's definitions

comedist

an entertainer whose act is designed to make an audience laugh, and is particularly skilled at it

Tim: “I love John Mulaney!”
J: “Yeah! He’s my favorite comedist.”

by Jendingo March 13, 2023

pudding incident

A past traumatic incident which results in a rule change, such as losing cooking privileges due to a spill, or not allowing livestock indoors after a mess. The name refers to a scenario in which attempting to make pudding result in spilling it all over the floors, walls, and ceiling, and no longer being allowed to stay home alone.

“Well, he’s not allowed to use that bathroom anymore, do you remember what he did to the tub? It was SUCH a pudding incident.”

by Jendingo December 2, 2022

Tram rot

The specific type of brain decay associated with significant or involved understanding of the Universal Hollywood Studio Tour.

“I don’t want to go on the studio tour again, dude. I still have tram rot from yesterday.”

by Jendingo May 10, 2024

Rat hills

A state of the skin caused by cold, fear, or excitement, in which small bumps appear on the surface as the hairs become erect. Also known as “goose bumps”

Wow, it’s so chilly that I got rat hills!

by jendingo May 10, 2021

rat mode

A state of being in which one feels the urge to be sneaky, or commit secretive acts. This state can be entered purposefully, to accomplish a goal, or happen unconsciously.

I am super hungry, I might go rat mode and eat my roommate’s leftovers.

by Jendingo December 2, 2022

Hagout

To go crazy with the girls, to spend time together in a chaotic, disorganized, yet wildly entertaining fashion

Yes, you should come! We’re totally gonna hagout tonight.

by Jendingo December 9, 2023

tits to the wall

Absolutely buck wild, crazy, or unreasonable irresponsible.

I have the night off, I might just go tits to the wall.

by Jendingo December 2, 2022