mufasa

this word is used for an extremly huge black cock when fucking a white girl.

black guy- how do like it baby?
white girl- OMG...MUFASA...MOOOORE!!
black guy gives it to her harder

by jen May 13, 2005

daniel kessler

Guitarist in band interpol shy and cute with funny beard.

Will be seen dancing strangley

by jen March 25, 2005

Speculum

A speculum is a device that allows one to gently open a body cavity (ie. the vagina or anus). It generally consists of two smooth spatulas which move apart when the handle is squeezed.

Billy used the 'speculum' to open Gary's anus.

by Jen November 13, 2003

vegan

i am a vegan. and i am cool. be like me.

my name is jen. i am pretty. because i am a vegan.

by jen April 10, 2005

nice

Most definately not Mark McCabe

What's a definition of nice?
Most definately not Mark McCabe

by Jen April 12, 2005

Greatest Video Games Of All Time

The only video games worth owning.

Final Fantasy VII
Super Mario Bros. 3
Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
Operation Wolf
Metroid
Contra & Contra 3
Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain
Tetris
Donkey Kong Country

by jen August 19, 2004

ned

An extremely common creature, generally found in urban areas of Scotland. A typical herding animal, they move in packs and pick on weaker species. All neds follow a formula in their appearance in an attempt to fit in with the group and not get their heads kicked in. The male of the species is particularly stupid, and having no guidance, only gets worse. The female of the species is very similar. Usually, neds begin to breed at about the age of 6, though pregnancy can only be achieved after the age of 12. A nedette can be expected to produce about 4 offspring every five years.

Mr Smith : Do you want some money?
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp

by Jen December 14, 2004