Definitions by jen

shawn michaels 

Possibly the best performer in WWE history. A true legend and icon, example of what pro-wrestling should be!

Shawn Michaels is the shizz!

shawn michaels by jen August 31, 2004

fall out boy

Kickass band from Chicago, famous for "dead on arrival" and "grand theft autumn". You can see fall out boy at warped tour

"fall out boy is for lovers!"

"d00d did u c FOB at warped? it was AWSOME"

"where is your boy tonight i hope he is a gentleman and maybe he wont find out what i know- you were the last good thing about this part of town"

fall out boy by Jen August 28, 2004

TBSE 

The Best Sex Ever...sex with the one u love

Last night i had TBSE!

TBSE by Jen August 27, 2004

Greatest Video Games Of All Time 

The only video games worth owning.

Final Fantasy VII
Super Mario Bros. 3
Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
Operation Wolf
Metroid
Contra & Contra 3
Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain
Tetris
Donkey Kong Country

Greatest Video Games Of All Time by jen August 19, 2004

18 

The day your life officially ends.

I turned 18 and life still sucks, except I have more responsibilities.

18 by jen August 18, 2004

randy orton 

An example of where a few blowjobs to higher-ups will take you in the WWE.

Any superstar who wants to be world champ, just Randy Orton your way to your goal.

randy orton by jen August 18, 2004

Paris Hilton 

-A girl only made famous due to the fact she banged some ugly guy while taping it and he decided to get rich off her pasty white ass and no tits.

-A girl who has lots of money just due to her last name being Hilton. She doesnt have to work for her money, it gets handed to her on a platinum platter. She can run around with her tits hanging out for more publicity when everyones sick of her, because shes never done anything worth while and people only notice her when her "privates" are hanging out. Classy.

"Miss Hilton you must have given a trillion fucks"

Paris Hilton by Jen August 11, 2004