jen's definitions

ned

An extremely common creature, generally found in urban areas of Scotland. A typical herding animal, they move in packs and pick on weaker species. All neds follow a formula in their appearance in an attempt to fit in with the group and not get their heads kicked in. The male of the species is particularly stupid, and having no guidance, only gets worse. The female of the species is very similar. Usually, neds begin to breed at about the age of 6, though pregnancy can only be achieved after the age of 12. A nedette can be expected to produce about 4 offspring every five years.

Mr Smith : Do you want some money?
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp

by Jen December 14, 2004

school

Legalized child labor disguised as an institute of learning. Has its benefits, but so does cocaine.
See also, concentration camp, prison, slavery.

I want to learn more now that I've (barely)escaped school.

by jen August 23, 2003

Bricks

a pound of the bess shit on the earth *weed*

yo i got a brick, MAN!

by Jen December 23, 2003

arguementation

The slang version of the gramatically correct "argumentation". Proven to be the more popular version, it means the presentation of an argument or deductive reasoning in a debate.

i will win. period. end of arguementation.

by jen February 8, 2004

friggn

Another word for 'freaking'

You friggn dunce!
That is friggn stupid.
What are you friggn doing?

by Jen February 16, 2005

hippy

Someone who is generally very peace-loving and easy-going; very laid back. Often smokes a lot of weed and listens to old school classic rock, reggae, or psychedelic music (a lot of jam bands, ie- phish, grateful dead, etc)

P.S. I would change the pronunciation from "hypocrits" to "hi-pee" but it won't let me.

There were so many hippies at Bonnaroo.

by jen August 11, 2003

perfect

A word you use to explain the person your in love with.Everything they do is just so perfect..even thier imperfections.

Steve is perfect to me. Everything about him is just so amazing and awesome

by Jen December 17, 2004