by JEN April 01, 2005

boy:have you ever seen a llama on the floor doing a cartwheel while balancing three plates on his head?
girl:..NO! HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY IM R.O.F.L.!!!!
girl:..NO! HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY IM R.O.F.L.!!!!
by jen June 16, 2006

by Jen August 26, 2003

owning the world wide web
by Jen September 09, 2004

An extremely common creature, generally found in urban areas of Scotland. A typical herding animal, they move in packs and pick on weaker species. All neds follow a formula in their appearance in an attempt to fit in with the group and not get their heads kicked in. The male of the species is particularly stupid, and having no guidance, only gets worse. The female of the species is very similar. Usually, neds begin to breed at about the age of 6, though pregnancy can only be achieved after the age of 12. A nedette can be expected to produce about 4 offspring every five years.
Mr Smith : Do you want some money?
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp
by Jen December 14, 2004

a warm, caring, normal guy, who has to stick up for himself as hes been lumberd with such a name, which seems to others as hes boring!!
by jen February 23, 2004
