jem's definitions

Birds nest

reference to female genitalia

person - 'i pecked her birds nest!'

by jem December 12, 2003

Are you from Syria

A term used to ask if one is serious about the comment they just made. (wog term)

Are you from syria mate??? oh my god

by jem August 16, 2004

easy tiger

Yorkshire term 'Easy, Tiger!' meaning calm down.

'I'm gonna kill you'
'Easy, Tiger!'

by Jem November 4, 2003

Cheese Platter

A term generally reffering to an attractive looking female that you would keep coming back to for more.

"She's a cheese platter, I'd go her many times mate, many times..."

by Jem August 16, 2004

moopet

Another way of saying 'muppet', less harsh way of saying 'idiot'.

"I just caught myself in my fly"
"Deary me, you moopet!"

by Jem November 4, 2003

aztec stealth

A log of human waste that is so discreet, it is untracable. You do not need to wipe and it hides itself under the bowl so that no flushing is needed either.

Last time i took an aztec stealth, I helped the environment by saving 6 litres of water by not flushing.

by JEM August 16, 2004

croxton

One who is talented, easy-on-the-eye, wealthy, sagacious, generous and meek. Applies strictly to the under 30's; a male croxton over 30 is the antithesis of the above definition

That chap at Cardale design; he's a true Croxton

by Jem January 29, 2004