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the lord

noun • a term used by white suburban housewives to refer to an African-American man of immense stature, and penile length, often consulted during periods of duress in pursuit of psychological, and usually sexual, satisfaction

(speaking to Zack, her daughter’s boyfriend)

Julianne: My daughter is in tears and you are NO PRINCE!!! We have been consulting the lord throughout this entire process, and he says you must surrender control, just like I surrendered control to the lord and his massive black cock. I felt his touch within me, and he filled me up to the brim with the enlightenment that I needed to deal with you, Zack. Now I will expel you from my daughter’s presence, unlike the lord’s child growing within me, so that I am always full of him.

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 4, 2020

Betty Whiter

a term referencing older women, post-intercourse, who are covered in ejaculate

Tim: Oh hey, Rob, don’t go in our room yet. I’ve got a Betty Whiter in there and I’m trying to milk her for her inheritance.

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 4, 2020

Betty Whiter

a term referencing older women, post-intercourse, who are covered in ejaculate

Tim: Oh hey, Rob, don’t go in our room just yet. I’ve got a Betty Whiter in there and I’m trying to milk her for her inheritance.

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 4, 2020

Harold

the primordial sexual being and lord of lust who, despite sexually mutilating his wife, forbade her from using contraceptives and, even after rearing many children, ravaged her uterus post-menopause

Sap: Harold, I know you can’t get get enough of my bussin’ pussy but you’ve kept me locked in this sex dungeon for ten years and you won’t even acknowledge when I say the safe word! Peanut, Harold, peanut!!
Harold: …

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 June 12, 2021