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Definitions by jellypuddinginmyanus42069

sympathy suck 

noun • As per the name, a exuberantly ripe and spritely suck bestowed upon he most deserving of immediate sympathy, unable to be sufficiently provided otherwise. Such a rite is usually provided by the nearest willing female, who performs any sex act you may desire out of compassion for your sorry state.
Ben: hey sexy wanna smash?
Maggie: nah, fuck off creep
Ben: But I have stage 4 testicular cancer and don’t have long.
Maggie: In that case, come get your sympathy suck and I’ll make whatever time you have left worthwhile ;).
Ben: Ahahaha ueh
Maggie: (acckk uehhhh *#!& it’s so big and cancerous ueh)
adjective • the point where a person is overwhelmingly moistened to a degree of utter disgust that discourages furtherly living

noun • a state of being in which one is saturated to completion - no more fluids can enter or exit the various bodily holes of the human body

verb • the act of saturating one’s self to a point of distinct wetness that supercedes all commonplace mortal capacity
Dam it’s wetter than ur mother’s vagina out, we’re getting real sogged.

How the fuck can I run this race after this rain’s sogged me like this?

Why do you have to be such a sog? Be airy and free like me; you won’t regret it.

shotgun skeet 

noun • an action occuring through an eccentric orgasm in which the eruption of the ejaculate was so powerful that it killed the individual into whom it was shot, mimicking a shotgun spray
Jack: Yo, I let out a shotgun skeet and killed my girlfriend Emilia last night while we were bangin’. It’s not like it mattered she was just a woman.

Jason: Oh shit, that’s not good. How’d you hide the body?

Jack: I just tossed it out my window lol. Who gives a fuck?

Jason: Yea true.

cocksand 

noun • a residue typically left from dried ejaculate; a type of homemade cocaine substitute (no it will not get you high but it might get you pregnant)
Grandpa Dick: Honey come here and choke on my cocksand
Grandma Rosanne: Ewwww you’re an ornery 69 year old that’s just ur old nasty cum it’s not like u have any left. I’m just gonna hit this line of coke real quick I ain’t trying to set a record for oldest mama.