Definitions by jeff johnson

Aquajet 9000 

A made up company/brand for a hottub from the movie Anchorman (see the music video/mp3 for afternoon delight), Can be simply used as a term for a hottub.

"When you come over saturday we can hang out in my aquajet 9000 and have a meal of steak, waffles, french fries, and of course scotch"

Aquajet 9000 by Jeff Johnson May 28, 2005

carmex 

The best chapstick brand known to man, it also relives cold sores. For fun it can be squirted very far and looks very cool when done right.

"Mike R. won't stop putting on the freaking carmex, he's in love"

"Dude at recess I threw carmex at Joanna and it looked like some one had given her a spiderman"

carmex by Jeff Johnson May 28, 2005

stink bombs 

Ammonium Sulfide in a glass bottel that when broken can really clear a hallway or classroom. Best used in the doorway of a classroom. When using it remeber to keep mum because it usual results in an in school suspension.

Did you smell that stink bomb cody let off in the hall way? He got a few days of CLC for that crap.

stink bombs by Jeff Johnson May 19, 2005

CLC

Stands for Corrective Learning Center which is a nicer phrase for In School Suspension.

Kevin got three days of CLC for pulling down that kids pants in gym.

CLC by Jeff Johnson May 19, 2005

balls in the face

An expression not meaning to put your testicals in someones face but just a term that can follow anything but not mean anything. Frequently used in Ohio. Also can mean the same as a "T-Bagging"

"Ohhhh!! BALLS IN THE FACE!"

Or used when someone throws actual balls the face

"Balls in the face!"

As a T-bagging:

"Shit dude when Brian fell asleep we gave him some mad balls in the face"

balls in the face by Jeff Johnson March 3, 2005

ampallang 

Ampallang Piercing is a popular male genital piercing. The most important things for a successful Ampallang piercing are the placement of the piercing and sizing of jewellery.

Ampallang piercing is usually placed horizontally through the head of the penis, above the urethra. This piercing can take a while to settle down, normally around three to six months.

"Ah the Ampallang well chosen, Now thats a piercing!" - Strangeland

ampallang by Jeff Johnson December 9, 2004

meechboo 

A fag or faggish type of man, or woman. Characterized by having proffuse amounts of gay, usualy anal, sex.

Belefuu fucking owns that Meechboo fag

meechboo by Jeff Johnson November 22, 2003