swamp sack

really hot sweaty hairy testicles

It's so hot out, I have a bad case of swamp sack.

by jeff November 15, 2004

dry dock

v.the act of deficating in a toilet, releasing the turd at the point of flushing when there is no water in the bowl, so as to cause the turd to stick on the porcelean in a mannar which makes it difficult to remove.

joe drydocked daves can, frustrating dave who had to scrape the turd off later using johns shoe.

by jeff February 24, 2003

land shark

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...

This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.

by jeff March 17, 2005

kicks

shoes, pads, skids, feet

we went to the mall to buy some new kicks

by jeff November 06, 2003

n00b cannon

"Auto Shotgun" used in the popular online game, Counterstrike, used by n00bs mainly because it requires little to no aim.

by Jeff October 14, 2003

gay bob

Loves the Cock

Who is that? Oh don't worry its just gay bob, he loves the cock

by jeff February 19, 2004

apple bottom

Slang description of disproportionately pronounced/overhanging female posterior. Exeptionally round set of large buttocks on a woman.

She got dat apple bottom, yo.

by Jeff November 16, 2003