Definitions by jeff

donkey 

A male friend who may or may not be gay.

'Sup donkey? How are you doing?

donkey by Jeff July 21, 2003

shrimp salad 

To perform oral sex on a person of diminutive height.

I went to the little people's convention the other day and sampled the shrimp salad.

shrimp salad by Jeff July 21, 2003

xeroxed 

Intoxicated

I was so xeroxed last night, I don't even know how that chick ended up in the hospital.

xeroxed by Jeff July 18, 2003

Almy 

To take the easy way out or to eat excessively.

(1) I was too tired to take the stairs, so I pulled an Almy.(2) My girlfriend Almyed her way through an entire freakin' pizza.

Almy by Jeff July 18, 2003

spitting dragon 

when a man ejackulates down a womens throat an she coughs it up due to the force

the bitch copped a spitting dragon

spitting dragon by jeff July 18, 2003

horse fucker

somebody who engages in sexual intercoarse with a horse

you are a horse fucker

horse fucker by jeff July 18, 2003

roxors my boxors 

leet exclamation of happiness about a person, place, thing, or idea. Stems off of 'rox my box' where box would symbolize a computer tower.

Dude: omfg you roxor my boxors
Dudette: omfg wanna teh mack out?

roxors my boxors by Jeff July 16, 2003