Cheesus

The all mighty Cheese god. He's a big wise man made of cheese and is all powerfull. U may see him on smope halucinations of just be in touch with him spiritually.
Cheesus the all mighty god of cheese and all that is holy (like swiss cheese)..........pun man away
by Jeff April 06, 2004
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chillaxin

Me and my crew were just chillaxin at my house while sippin on some brewskis.
by jeff July 15, 2003
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You're my Noah

Compliment: When a chick considers you her Noah, as in Allie and Noah in The Notebook
by Jeff February 24, 2005
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Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.
after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger
by Jeff February 25, 2004
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cat's leotards

Everyone knows the phrase 'the cat's pyjama's' Well, it seems that by cunning deduction, that it was supposed to be 'the cat's leotards', apparently while trading the word for some horse-blankets and checking accounts with Korea, there was a mix-up.
"Dang, those are just the cat's leotards."
"don't you mean, cat's pyjama's" "I hope you die"
"but daddy! I wanna be the cat's leotards!" "you can't, Erbert, you have too much leprosy."
by Jeff October 27, 2004
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Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.
Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'
by Jeff September 12, 2003
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