jeff's definitions

umm

Yes
No
Maybe
Definitely
Definitely not
I agree
Of course I am listening, darling
Ooh that feels good
Ouch that hurts

by jeff May 4, 2003

annihilated

The highest level of drunkenness, close to the level of alcohol poisoning.

She got completely annihilated and had to be carried out of the club.

by jeff March 21, 2004

poo

usually accompanied with "winnie the." ALso, used in Star Trek allot, when you poo and don't wipe good enough, you have a Klingon, more wiping is required.

Hey, do you have to poo.
Nope, just smells that way because of the klingon.

by jeff April 30, 2004

red diaper doper baby

The children of leftist intellectual baby boomers, raised from birth on Marxism and a drug tolerant environment, and now in places of political and intellectual influence.

Red diaper doper baby politicians who want to legalize marijuana and tax the successful to support the unproductive.

by Jeff February 27, 2004

desaparecidos

It's kind of like Green Day, but a whole lot better.

DESAPARECIDOS is difficult to spell

by Jeff May 6, 2005

dangler

Usually used as a hockey term. A dangler noun refers to a player who can deke out or "undress" the opposing player.

Watch out, #2 is a dangler

by Jeff July 27, 2004

lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.

A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.

by jeff October 1, 2004