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K.I. Rippin

To unleash hell on those that oppose you

Dirty South Krucial Insanity
Did you hear about that fight Anthony had...He was K.I. Rippin
K.I. Rippin by Jeff June 5, 2004
verb - to be drunk at work.

I discovered while intoxicated at work and trying to spell drunk
I'm crunki
You're crunki
Everybody's crunki
crunki by Jeff May 28, 2004

deception 

It's when you're doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby 'deceiving' her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.
"Hey Mom, I was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, I couldn't get off. In fact, the only way I could finish off was through 'deception.'"
deception by Jeff May 26, 2004
the REAl 1337 speling of penis... or else a penis that is high tech
/\/\3 5() 1337. /\/\'/ Pen16 15 |31993|2 7|-|4/\/ U|2'5

pff, my pen16 is a penis AND a can opener!
pen16 by Jeff May 25, 2004

on your neck 

to be have or to be better than someone or something.
anything better is on your neck
on your neck by Jeff May 19, 2004
A guy who is a vagina, or pussy if you will.
Yo, Murph is such a pusswad.
pusswad by Jeff May 15, 2004

Colleen Haskell

By far, the hottest Survivor contestant, EVER
Dude, that Colleen is da Bomb.
Colleen Haskell by Jeff May 15, 2004