jeff's definitions
by jeff March 20, 2005
Get the fademug. 1)A very skinny girl who tries to have a big friend to heavier people but fails because she is just too skinny.
2)Someone that is so skinny that they appear big due to their stretched out vertical nature.
2)Someone that is so skinny that they appear big due to their stretched out vertical nature.
"Look at that girl who is trying to be nice to that fat boy. She is a big skinny"
or
Wow i thought she was like 150lb, but i guess shes just a big skinny.
or
Wow i thought she was like 150lb, but i guess shes just a big skinny.
by jeff January 20, 2004
Get the Big Skinnymug. by Jeff July 22, 2003
Get the blacktopmug. 1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.
2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.
2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.
adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.
v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.
v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.
by Jeff October 26, 2004
Get the Suck at lifemug. Duff
1. The type of Beer (Homer Simpson) drinks.
2.The ugly girl that hangs out with the good looking girl.
3. Also used for the gun butting move in the XBOX game Halo.
1. The type of Beer (Homer Simpson) drinks.
2.The ugly girl that hangs out with the good looking girl.
3. Also used for the gun butting move in the XBOX game Halo.
1.Homer drinks alot of Duff.
2.Man that duff is making her look better.
3. Oh shit man u got duffed.
2.Man that duff is making her look better.
3. Oh shit man u got duffed.
by Jeff October 21, 2004
Get the duffmug. A person who consumes his own fecal matter.
by Jeff November 9, 2003
Get the flungachamug. The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:
Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!
Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!
by Jeff September 23, 2004
Get the spongmonkeymug.