jean's definitions

jeans cock

Jeans cock is extremely long, black, hairy, wide, thick, and furry. It extends from Jean Martin all the way to the planet of Pluto. On its way to pluto, it goes through Uranus (HAR!). Jeans cock is also extremely black, so watch out for it sneaking up on you in the middle of the night as it can easily disguise itself as the sky.

Also, watch out for jeans cock on black friday. oooooooooosmf!

by Jean February 17, 2005

Dick Four

Originated as a joke then evolved into slang for an insult such as 'jerk'.

Joke:
Todd: "Sorry I was such a Dick Four yesterday."
Jean: "What's a Dick for?"
Todd: "Ha ha...You dont know what a Dick's for!"

Adjective:
"I'm having trouble at work, my boss is a real Dick Four."

Is also used as 'Dick Five' for extra emphasis when 'Dick Four' isn't strong enough term, but only after 'Dick Four' has been well established.

Jean: "Can you beleive what a Dick Four he was!?"
Todd: "Ya, he was a Dick Five."

by Jean December 10, 2004

kweek

woman's private part, sex organ, slang for woman

She's had an itch in her kweek.

by Jean February 18, 2005

Tasty

"cool"

Jean and Tina are way tasty!

by Jean May 29, 2003

jeanology

jeanuis, the philosphy of JJ, thinking like Jean

She believed in jeanology and practiced it.

by Jean February 18, 2005

Sooting

Survival looting, a legal way to get goods to survive in times of disaster or in a state of emergency

The victims of Hurricane Katrina have to loot to survive, they are not looting, they are sooting.

by Jean September 12, 2005

turek

a wonderful person, someone with great compassion and honesty, caretaker, doctor

She took care of the cat so well, just like a Dr. Turek.

by Jean February 19, 2005