97 definitions by jeNN

cockazoid

-An inept, foolish, or contemptible person.

-Male sex organ.

-penis.

"Do you want to see my cockazoid?"
"You are the biggest cockazoid I've ever met."

by jeNN March 15, 2004

Millennium Falcon

Tossing someone's salad who it totally obsessed with Billie Dee Williams while drinking a Colt 45.

We were watching Star Wars and then all of the sudden she gave me the Millennium Falcon.

by jeNN August 16, 2004

mega-rrhea

diarrhea that is so powerful, explosive, and often times painful that it breaks all normal standards of fecal expulsion.

"I drank 30-pack of beast ice last night and boy do I have mega-rrhea"

by jeNN December 10, 2004

Philps

a joint that has more tobacco in it than marijuana. it is the opposite of a "spliph" (a joint with tobacco).

"holy shit that's a fat philps!"

"we're so damn poor we had to roll a philps."

by jeNN December 5, 2004

R. Kelly

A demonic pedophile in power who humiliates little girls on video tape, and shows it to all his boys, but is stupid enough to incriminate himself and look at the camera, so the FBI can take him down while Karma and Nemisis tear him into pieces.

"hey little girl......wanna be in my next video? I can help enhance your singing career....."

by jeNN May 27, 2004

sqump

Squrming and humping combined between a guy and girl.

Robby and Jessica like to sqump each other, but not in public like Angela and Cassidy.

by jeNN April 20, 2005

sandals

Code word for acid. Used in the phrase "wearing sandals", meaning "tripping acid".

Dude, you should have been there last night. I was wearing sandals.

by jeNN May 6, 2005