A large midwestern city including Kansas City Missouri, Kansas City Kansas, and the suberbs surrounding it. It's very spread out and is a pretty average place to live.
by jeFFro May 22, 2005
Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
1. Nickname (or abbreviation) for the state Alaska.
2. Very potent strain of pot.
3. Nickname for the "AK-47" Assault Rifle
2. Very potent strain of pot.
3. Nickname for the "AK-47" Assault Rifle
1. I'm going back to the AK for summer, gonna catch me some salmon and roll some mean blunts.
2. The west coast has the best AK strains in the world.
3. Imma bust ya crib out wit dis AK.
2. The west coast has the best AK strains in the world.
3. Imma bust ya crib out wit dis AK.
by jeFFro May 22, 2005
A very beautiful, exciting state in the northwestern region of the United States.
Very good areas to go snowmachining, and lots of beautiful mountains and rivers. Oh, and the meth capital of the U.S is actually North Dakota, just so you don't get confused by the idiot who wrote that above me.
Very good areas to go snowmachining, and lots of beautiful mountains and rivers. Oh, and the meth capital of the U.S is actually North Dakota, just so you don't get confused by the idiot who wrote that above me.
by Jeffro July 20, 2008
The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?
That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
by jeFFro April 08, 2004
(adv.) A word used to describe an ugly, unattractive female. This is the kind of girl that is so ugly that you can't even look in the eyes when you talk to them, because of their unrelenting "ugg." Usually the only hope for these women is a paper bag (with a hole only where her mouth is), a lightswitch, and a half-gallon of Burnett's Vodka. Usually these women end up face first in the crotch of other women just like them.
There's no way in hell I'd ever hook up with that homely woman, even if she sucked me off in the dark.
by jeFFro June 09, 2004