Definitions by jbcoops

Hystericalectomy

When something is so frikkin' funny it causes a woman's uterus to fly out of her body.

The conspiracy theory that steam locomotives traveling 50mph would cause a woman's uterus to fly out of her body is the first example of a hystericalectomy.

Hystericalectomy by jbcoops December 19, 2021

McGhetto 

a McDouble, hold the ketchup and mustard, add big mac sauce, add shredded lettuce. you now have a big mac without the middle bun for 1/3 the cost

i ordered 3 McGhettos yesterday while McSmoking through the drive-thru.

McGhetto by jbcoops August 28, 2015

McSmoking 

Smoking in the drive through lane at McDonalds in direct violation of the "no smoking within 10 feet" law.

I ordered a McDouble (no ketchup or mustard, add Big Mac sauce and lettuce) and celebrated my McVictory (in getting a Big Mac sans middle bun for 1/3 the price) by McSmoking while waiting for my order. BTW... the girl working there was McSmoking hot!

McSmoking by jbcoops May 3, 2011

Palinophobia 

The fear that Sarah Palin will become president in 2012. This fear started in the last election, and is suffered mostly by liberal Americans. However a number of conservatives also share this fear, insofar as they are deeply concerned that this is the best that the Republican party can do.

Jess curled into a fetal position while reading Kennedy's "Profiles in Courage"... hoping this would be the prescription to cure him from his growing state of Palinophobia.

Palinophobia by jbcoops February 25, 2010