jb's definitions

JTHM

The woderfuly violent johnny from the mind of the cult god Jhonen Vasquez kills assholes to paint their blood on the wall of his basement so that a nasty (not moose*) monster cannot escape. when the monster escapes it destroys all the universe. then nny goes to heaven and hell, meets god and the devil (senor Satan) and goes back to a new earth. he then goes on a trip o become a emotionless being like Mr. Samsa

burrito tastes kick ass

by jb September 3, 2004

swoof

anything that is cool

That car is swoof.

by JB June 2, 2003

XLC

Xtremely Lame Clownz

Those XLC guys really knows how to cheat, they NEVER get revealed for what they do

by JB June 7, 2003

blood mouse

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.

"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"

by JB July 19, 2003

lapdic

a crooked dick

Atleast my lapdic does reach ya girl G spot.

by jb January 16, 2004

fatdar

Similar to gaydar, but differs in the way that it allows you to detect a fatty before they have a chance to sit on and/or eat you.

Whoa! Look at that butterbeast. My fatdar is going crazy!

by JB April 2, 2004

VanCats

24" rims

My H2 rolled on twankie dueces, now I'm rollin on VanCats

by JB February 5, 2004