jay gee's definitions

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Annual Thanksgiving tradition that has taken place in the Big Apple for nearly 100 years. Giant balloons, tons of marching bands, clowns, floats, fun stuff :) Event is annually televised on NBC.

Rando #1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!

by jay gee December 1, 2022

Will Smithed

The act of getting punched in the face on national television

Man, Chris Rock just got Will Smithed on the Oscars last night!!

by jay gee March 28, 2022

Truckasaurus

A truck that is big, incredibly loud, and annoying.

Look at that stupid loud TRUCKASAURUS over there. Fuck whoever is driving that thing!!

by jay gee October 15, 2021

2026

Essentially the next 2018......

Well, if 2023 felt like 2015, and 2024 felt like 2016. 2025 is already feeling like 2017, so.... 2026 will be like 2018, and 2027 will be like 2019. Predicted! Let's just hope 2028 isn't the next 2020!!!

by jay gee April 14, 2025

Summer 2019

Second best summer to Summer 2016. The last summer as we once knew the world.... before shit REALLY hit the fan 2020...

Dude, Summer 2019 was incredible.

Yeah, I know, different world back then, eh?

by jay gee May 26, 2025

2025

CHICKEN JOCKEYYYYYYY!!!!

2019: Endgame
2022: Gentleminions
2025: CHICKEN JOCKEYYYYYYY (EVERYONE GOES CRAZY)

by jay gee May 26, 2025

Girlfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.

'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.

by jay gee May 21, 2024