soil the cow

To become drunk and flavorful.

I just spent a hundred bones on booze, we're really gonna soil the cow today.

by java monster February 22, 2008

giraffodil

A girl with a really long skinny neck. Most commonly noted for the goofy nature in which their head sways back and forth when they run.

I saw some african giraffodils sporting some stupid necklaces in national geographic this morning.

That family of narrow necked indian people who live next door are growing a giraffodil in their backyard; however, I don't think it's right that they let it play outside with the normal kids.

by java monster February 22, 2008

duck shot

To toast a shot of awful booze, usually USA rum, to a plastic duck at Sunday River.

To old farts were making their way up the mountain on a chair lift, when a plastic bird forced them to duck shot, an then quack afterwards.

by java monster February 20, 2008

skudwizer

Shooting a beer like a missile.

Goddard doesn't drink, he skudwizers.

by java monster February 22, 2008

thumbtack salad

When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.

1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.

2.) Captian Crunch.

3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.

by java monster February 22, 2008

chibba

Another word for marijuana.

Is there a difference between "smoking" and "puffing" the chibba?

by java monster February 22, 2008

salmon pinwheel

Rob's fav dish. Usually made from sock-eye salmon, and stuffing consists usually of king crab, mmmmm, delishus. I first saw it at Sam's Club in Lowell.

Rob was pooped from doing GUI so he devoured a salmon pinwheel.

by java monster February 18, 2008