by Jason February 05, 2005

A pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (anally or vaginally), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. Similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.
syn. finger cuffs
syn. finger cuffs
"So this guy I knew was railing this chick on the couch in the living room and his buddy came up and wipped out his dong and said, 'so, what are you gonna do about this?' and she started sucking him off." - example
by Jason January 10, 2005

When Jason used pumice soap to jack off, Jill walked in and exclaimed, "That's about as fucked up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma!"
by Jason March 10, 2005

The ring of low density, automobile dependent sprawled cities on the edge of metropolitian areas. The almost exclusively white exburbs have come about because minorities are moving into suburbs due to rising minority incomes, gentrification of the inner city, and the decaying of older poorly built suburban homes.
My pro-Bush friend commutes 60 miles to his job downtown from the exburbs in his SUV so he will be safe from non-whites.
by Jason October 28, 2004

(To Zoze)
A: According to Ricky... to engage in "Study Hall."
B: According to Jason and Jordan, to cuddle in a way in which the couple appears to be sleeping when in fact theyre spooning, groping, and probably even kissing.
A: According to Ricky... to engage in "Study Hall."
B: According to Jason and Jordan, to cuddle in a way in which the couple appears to be sleeping when in fact theyre spooning, groping, and probably even kissing.
by Jason February 13, 2005
