Definitions by jarod

shmlong

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

shmlong by Jarod February 28, 2005

poonzer 

What I do to Will in UT2003

I am a poonzer Will, get with it

poonzer by Jarod November 12, 2004

Wuv

to love as a friend, but not as a lover

Jared wuvs his best friend amanda

Wuv by Jarod October 28, 2004

chardon 

lived in chardon for 19 years...it is small town USA...the type of place that you always want to leave and then when you do you want to go back

home of a great public school football program

chardon by jarod October 16, 2004

Apostle

The bestest, most wonderful, leetest gamer and teacher there is!!!

Wow, that Apostle r0xers. He kills me every round

Apostle by Jarod July 26, 2004