jared's definitions

Mushroom eye

When a man slaps a woman in the eye with his penis with such a force that it leaves a black eye.

When jared slapped marissa in the eye with his penis it gave her a black eye

by Jared June 17, 2005

Japananese

Japanese when you are stoned

"JAPANANESE!!!" exclaimed Jared

by Jared September 3, 2003

Turkey Jizz

TJ Willock, hes a flaming faggot

Hey look there's turkey jizz.

by Jared December 18, 2004

plavecski

adj. One who does not enjoy anything that has the potential to be or is fun.

I cannot believe she is not going out, she is such a plavecski.

by Jared March 20, 2005

Richard Westerdale III

A cool kid from Massachusetts that I am friends with.

The guy who wrote the first one can come over here to mass and I'll shoot his non-american ass.

by Jared November 6, 2003

lazy brown cat

A particularily sticky, viscous turd that, when falling out of your cornhole, also brought some hairs with it. These hairs appear as though they are whiskers on the turd, making your shit appear to be a lazy, brown cat.

Holy shit! I just took a sick dump, defintely an LBC

by Jared March 21, 2005

Binkus

n. A drunken gnome known for balligerant behavior

adj. Of or relating to behavior reflective of chronic drunkedness

When joe gets about a dozen shots of Jaegermeister in him, he becomes quite binkus.

by Jared June 13, 2003