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Definitions by jared

Me and my fellers went to the movies
fellers by Jared June 25, 2004

double chin 

Being so fat that you have one chin under another.
Brysons double chin makes him look like a turkey. Gobble Gobble!
double chin by Jared June 7, 2004
Wootly is a genius, handsome, witty and charming. His amazing good looks are surpassed only by his stunning intellectual competence and he is everything everyone wishes they could become.
If you see wootly online or in real life, you should immediatly bow down to his prowess.
wootly by Jared May 28, 2004
A racial epitaph, commonly used to describe people of caucasian descent.
Whitey: "Excuse me kind streetbum, but do you know in which direction I need to go to reach 3rd Avenue?"

Streetbum: "Screw you honkee!"
honkee by Jared May 26, 2004

Poo Stab 

To infiltrate the anus, often by force. May happen to either male or female.
I would like to Poo Stab her.
I heard he was a Poo Stabber.
Ouch - I got Poo Stabbed.
Poo Stab by Jared May 25, 2004

muffcheese 

Globular nasties in and around the vulva formed from dried secretions, lint and other vaginal nasties.
I woulda eaten you out, but I'm muffcheese intolerant.
muffcheese by Jared May 4, 2004
Location in michigan
Ghetto, slum town
8 mile, Eminem's old street
I live in D-troit dogg!
D-troit by Jared May 2, 2004