jared's definitions

cocksketball

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.

(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.

by Jared February 21, 2005

glahgle

The act of either doing something relevant to a definite subject, doing something irrelevant to a definite subject, or not doing anything at all, be it relevant or irrelevant to a definite subject.

"The glahgle broke."
"I broke the glahgle."
"Where do you want me to put this glahgle?"
"What the phuck is a glahgle?"
"Glahgle glahgle glahgle glahgle."

by jared September 10, 2004

smetanka

Just too cool.

see smetankalicious.

by Jared June 28, 2004

Klopo

A word you say when you are sleep deprived

The fucking klopos are attacking!!!

by Jared September 3, 2003

bandom

The state of being in a band.

I figure, the practice amp i have now is enough for just me, this would be a purchase for bandom.

by jared January 17, 2005

pimpie

A cross between a pimp, and a hippie.
See pimp
See hippie

That Jared is a pimpie.
No hes not, hes just a hippie.
Yeah, but its funny to say pimpie.

by Jared October 29, 2003

manzo

Da fuckin man. Better than 'the man'

Yo he crushed 10 bitches, he's da fuckin manzo!

by Jared April 25, 2005