jared's definitions

pimpie

A cross between a pimp, and a hippie.
See pimp
See hippie

That Jared is a pimpie.
No hes not, hes just a hippie.
Yeah, but its funny to say pimpie.

by Jared October 29, 2003

manzo

Da fuckin man. Better than 'the man'

Yo he crushed 10 bitches, he's da fuckin manzo!

by Jared April 25, 2005

vegan

basically, an insane vegetarian

Coach Bittner told Jared that vegans were not insane vegetarians, but he was wrong. Jared is always right!!

by Jared May 13, 2005

Nugget

Zach Bernstein from CPLV

Stop that Nugget

by Jared March 12, 2004

Nimph

have midget half horse

that nimph is the unicorn's bitch

by jared November 19, 2003

sandbar

The area between the dick and the ass. Also referred to as the grundle or gooch.

Please fondle my sandbar.

by Jared April 16, 2003

massachusetts

greatest state ever

home to the world champion patriots AND RED SOX!!!

Red Sox are awesome we never lost the faith yankees suck


and thats why massachusetts is awesome

massachusetts is awesome because we have TWO champion teams

by Jared November 12, 2004