jared's definitions

Upper West Side

An inferior version of the Upper East Side. It is for retards, like Michael Moore.

East Side baby! New York for life! I'm never moving to boring Long Island/Connecticut!!!

by Jared March 23, 2005

meskney

Someone who likes Subway sandwiches

Dude, look at all of those meskneys inside Subway

by Jared December 16, 2003

lord of the rings

a book which if you like you are not "uncool" , but you are simply on a higher level than the cavemen who claim that people who read the said book attain more "pussy"

the lord of the rings is a good book

by jared June 15, 2003

Chermak

One who sits in the dormroom all day long and jerks off minimum of five times a day

I have Chermak for my roomate

by Jared March 19, 2005

New York

(1) The fucking ONLY city in the world. No other city can even begin to compare.
(2) A lackluster farming state in the Northeastern United States. (Also called upstate.) Includes places like Westchester, Rockland, Suffolk, Nassau, and Niagra Falls.

I fucking HEART New York!!!!!

by Jared March 23, 2005

sexah

like sexy only more

"At first I was like damn! That's one sexy bitch! But I realized I wrong. She was infact sexah."

by jared December 5, 2002

qualijare

coolness, a good thing,

dude that was qualijare

by Jared November 20, 2003