gump

a dumb person
This is a very old fashioned word & have heard from my mother & was passed from my grandmother which would be 103 now.

Have actually heard this phrase "you big gump!"

by Jamie September 21, 2003

aspirin

aspirin - 'a-spire-in' to aspire to be something. A wannabe. Like Andy is a wannabe RA RA lawyer. (when in fact face facts...your not)Or how Guy is a wannnabe jock...

When a wannabe hangs himself with his won rope... click your fingers and say aspirin

by Jamie January 07, 2005

Moofo

a fat motherfucker who won't shut the hell up.

"I hate that Moofo! She think she so cool when all she does is just take up space!"

by Jamie April 24, 2005

Haymer

One who is determined to have sex with oneself.

James didn't care that the schoolgirls were watching, he flogged the dolphin right there in the middle of the church.

by Jamie December 21, 2004

Kelly Brook

Fine model from England wif big tats and a nice arse. Proof that British women ain't that bad.

Damn Kelly Brook has massive tits!

by Jamie November 22, 2004

desperate

when you have to pee so bad, you're about to wet your pants

she was so desperate that she begged the teacher if she could go to the ladies room even though he said no already

by Jamie March 15, 2005

scattering

When you shit all over the toilet seat

roberts home

by jamie October 14, 2003