jamie's definitions

jabu jabu

someone who jabs someone in the face with a massive belly in a sexual nature, with hopes of arousal

im gonna give her the hardest jabu jabu shes ever had

by jamie December 2, 2003

Moofo

a fat motherfucker who won't shut the hell up.

"I hate that Moofo! She think she so cool when all she does is just take up space!"

by Jamie April 24, 2005

numbreck

a group from which lee mccormick is a member of. He is renouned for being able to fit an entire salt and vinegar plringles tube up his arse which he totally could do if david harpour would take his arm out of lees shit encrusted rim. Davy loves the cock!

Lee is a shit encrusted asswipe of a gay fuck.

by Jamie December 28, 2004

iron maiden

Best band ever. Enough said.

Best song is Trooper, everyone should listen to this song.

by Jamie January 8, 2004

fuckhole

someone who has reached new levels of assholism

'dude, that guy is a fuckhole.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

Nickelback

No taste if u don't like em! VIK RULES and is ma inspiration

all fuckin' talented!

by Jamie October 19, 2004

crack monkey

1.a monkey who is addicted to crack
or
2.to express ones hate for another person

1. hey kids, this monkey is addicted to crack
2. man your a crack monkey

by jamie April 14, 2006