bridgeburner

a person who ends a work, romantic, or friendly relationship in such a way as to forever prevent a return to anything similar with a particular organization, or person.

gah, with the lies! hope you're happy being such a bridgeburner.

by jameser612 September 19, 2010

The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner

When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.

Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”

Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”

Bridge Inspector: “?”

by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025