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Dodge

The Ultimate Car company, dominating the muscle era with the Hemi and Magnum engines.

The only company CAN compete against Dodge is Chevrolet (Ford can fuck off those stupid cunts)
Dodge: Rocks your world
Chevy: Rules your mom
Ford: Wants your grandma
by James Lowe October 24, 2004
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explosive diarrhea

A time when you shit so hard that it all comes out of your ass at once..most of the time leaving your ass more pooey than a whole roll of T.P. can handle
MOM!! I.....need more T.P.
by James Lowe June 4, 2004
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flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance
Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!
by James Lowe October 17, 2004
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Half-elf

A mixture of human and elf, only having a part of elven longevity, only being ablt to live for around 100-200 years of age.

They still got the wits and intellect of elves.
To elves, they look like humans, but to humans, they look like elves
by James Lowe October 14, 2004
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Bill Cosby

everyone's uncle... wether your a white person or black.. consider him your uncle.
Fan: Uncle Bill!

Bill COsby: Do I know you?
by James Lowe February 16, 2005
mugGet the Bill Cosbymug.

pissing contest

as the name indicates, any childish or insignificant competition, analogically based upon the perverted or homosexual act of urinating or ejaculating farther than others; often involving DUTCH COURAGE, BRAGGING RIGHTS, COUNTING COUP, PAY DUES, ATFU, BTDT, and the settlement of wagers. As with most games, the people who like to play them are usually successful, by fair means or foul; so the best strategy is: never play the other guy's game! Compare FIRING LINE; see CIRCLE JERK, TURN IN THE BARREL, POGUE, CHALLENGE COIN, SHORT SNORTER, CHIT HARD TIMES TOKEN.
LTC: Quit your pissing contest and get back to work!!

PFC: Yes, Sir!
by James Lowe February 22, 2008
mugGet the pissing contestmug.

Tribes

A bad-ass series that never gets tired. Tribes can kick Halo's ass any day
Tribes vs. Halo?

Ill take Tribes
by James Lowe November 3, 2004
mugGet the Tribesmug.

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