james lowe's definitions

Redneck

Also see George Bush

Duuuh, guess i better get home now so i can go smack my wife in the eye, yes sir!

by James Lowe July 7, 2005

infinite

Said to last forever or for an extremely long time, usually consisting of numbers or trhe universe's size

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 is infinite..i think

by James Lowe October 20, 2004

Xbox Live

Internet Service for Xbox and another fucking reason to give Bill Gates more money. Yet, very fun to kick the shit out of 10 year olds on Mechassault who think they are the best.

(commercial) Xbox Live: Its good to play together

by James Lowe February 2, 2005

smashing

An english phrase used to describe something "excellent" or "awesome"

Englishman: That is smashing!
Woman: haha! cute word! what does it mean?
Englishman: Smashing...
Woman: I still dont get it...
Englishman: It means...smashing

by James Lowe January 5, 2008

GTO

A very rare, but bad-ass muscle car also know as the "goat"

Pontiac's most genius creation, too bad the new desicrates its name

by James Lowe October 24, 2004

Road Rage

The Uphoric felling that you get at any time to go as fast as your car can possibly go while avoiding the cops at the same time

Damn..with my 1968 Dodge Charger R/T with a 426 hemi giving me 425 horsepower..I..FEEL...ROAD RAGE!!!

by James Lowe June 18, 2004

flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

by James Lowe October 17, 2004