james lowe's definitions

American Muscle

The definition of perfection! Even 35+ years old they can still beat the shit out of most cars today. Mainly designed to pulverize all cars on a drag race type run.

American muscle are very powerful, while thier gas mileage and cornering arent too great. Thier power and originality make up for all else. BOW DOWN TO AMERICAN MUSCLE YOU JAPANESE CAR LOSERS!!!

I do declare! American Muscle is the best thing to ever exist! SCREW JAPANESE CARS, PAL!

by James Lowe March 12, 2005

sam fisher

A characte in a game called Splinter Cell who has the right to use the fifth freedom to eliminate threats as he sees how they should. Equipped with the latest technology, Sam Fisher can easily get the job done without shit getting too hectic.

Also, can kick solid snake's ass any day of the week.

shit, playboy mansion is being heavily guarded! Ill just use my airfoil rounds, take out the guards, access the gate, and get mt some pussy!

by James Lowe March 6, 2005

Homer Simpson

Perhaps the dumbest cartoon character of all-time. He's not stupid-funny.. hes stupid-stupid, he makes Peter Griffin from Family Guy look like Einstein. Also, Peter Griffin stars in the funniest cartoon show ever made.

Homer Simpson's IQ is less than his shoe size, and he probably wear size 5 in womens.

by James Lowe December 28, 2005

Halo

A good fucking...im still waiting for Halo 2...but as I always say..Brute Force is better than Halo because you get to play as a lizard-person and its story and graphics are richer/better than Halo's....I still like Halo tho.

DUDE!! THAT Halo game is dope!

by James Lowe June 20, 2004

Dodge

The Ultimate Car company, dominating the muscle era with the Hemi and Magnum engines.

The only company CAN compete against Dodge is Chevrolet (Ford can fuck off those stupid cunts)

Dodge: Rocks your world
Chevy: Rules your mom
Ford: Wants your grandma

by James Lowe October 24, 2004

George Carlin

The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!

They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!

by James Lowe May 7, 2004

skyline

A japanese car that is PURE SHIT stock, even souped up its still not as good as the ever-powerful American Muscle

Skyline vs. American Muscle... the muscle would totally win

by James Lowe September 20, 2004