james lowe's definitions

Half-elf

A mixture of human and elf, only having a part of elven longevity, only being ablt to live for around 100-200 years of age.

They still got the wits and intellect of elves.

To elves, they look like humans, but to humans, they look like elves

by James Lowe October 14, 2004

Lesbian

A woman who like other women...like, more than a friend :p

"All words are much more fancier when you put "le" in front of them, like lesbian... the classiest women of them all"

- Captain Hero

by James Lowe February 11, 2008

prostitute

A female that sells her vagina (and/or ass) so she can get paid and give you STD's like Syphilis, AID's, Herpes etc.

If ur gonna fuck a prostitute at LEAST wrap your tool before banging the bitch.

by James Lowe August 8, 2004

Disturbed

Better than any band I have ever listened to...EVERY ONE OF THEM!!

Every single song they made is an instant 10/10!

Liberate, Voices, The Game, etc... ALL OF THEM ARE GOOD!

by James Lowe November 4, 2004

DEA

They will bust your ass if they find you packing some bud, man.

You might as well destroy the dope since they also got K9's sniffing for it.

Hey man, whats up with all these Nar cars outside?

by James Lowe October 16, 2004

spongebob squarepants

A horny sponge who wont admit he wants to have kinky sex with a squirell (sandy cheeks)

Even Patrick knows this...maybe squidward..but just patrick

by James Lowe September 4, 2004

Dodge

The Ultimate Car company, dominating the muscle era with the Hemi and Magnum engines.

The only company CAN compete against Dodge is Chevrolet (Ford can fuck off those stupid cunts)

Dodge: Rocks your world
Chevy: Rules your mom
Ford: Wants your grandma

by James Lowe October 24, 2004