james's definitions

chounk

chounk noun; sex, relating to sex, etc. Ex. Man i need to get some chounk!

Carl was hollering at hoes in an attempt to get some chounk.

by James May 13, 2004

TA

Teaching/teacher's Assistant

TA's teach most of the classes at some big universities....or, I have to correct papers as an English Department TA.

by James November 11, 2003

faiche

v.
to insult, degrade, burn, dis, zing
esp. kindheartedly among friends

n.
an insult, dis, zinger

I was faiched by my boyfirend the other day. We were on the phone and he told me that he really had to go (it was 12:35, mind you) because he had a class at 1:00 and didn't want to be late.

by James October 20, 2004

decorate

to masturbate on, but specifically, to a place.

I decorated my room last night.

by James May 13, 2005

Finnigan Fag

Homosexual with fair skin. In order to be a Finnigan Fag, you must have asthma, blonde hair, fair skin, and rosey cheeks. Finnigan Fags also enjoy watching Trading Spaces and Christopher Lowell.

Phil Dear is such a Finnigan Fag, he is obsessed with watching those stupid decorating shows, and I also found a polaroid of he deepthroating a Keilbasa and nearly choking on it due to his asthmatic tendencies.

by james July 3, 2004

Reamer

An individual who derives sexual pleasure from either fisting or inserting objects into the arses of others, or himself.

Also, Reaming, to ream.

Mike selected the most brutal implement from the kitchen drawer, a spiked meat tenderiser, and proceeded to ream Andy mercilessly with it

by James February 3, 2004

Guesty

A ridiculously enthusiastic personage. Convinced that everything's going to come up roses. Incapable of touching anything that will not, inevitably, fuck up. Completely unaware that the world will fall around his ankels once agin.

"Oh, well done, Guesty, that's worked a fucking treat, hasn't it"

"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"

by james November 15, 2003