Definitions by james

Rooties

rehe, boobies

Look at the rooties!

Rooties by James March 12, 2004

rucers

yummy apple juice at night in the bed with other boys

I like drinkin rucers!

rucers by James March 12, 2004

twatula 

The cold metal device used by a physician to enlarge a woman's vagina before a pap test.

Genevieve, you're such a twatula!

twatula by James March 10, 2004

Dirty leg 

The quiet, silent, gal in your office who has more miles on her than Liz Taylor's mattress with questionable hygienic practices. Oft times you can see the fluid building up in her shoes.

That Gevevieve is one gigantic dirty leg.

Dirty leg by James March 10, 2004

monkey 

A primate. Often used in conjunction with ninjas or pirates to make something seem more original than it really is.

Hey, look at this, monkey pirates ninjas.

Youre so cool. Lets hug.

monkey by James March 8, 2004

club 

A place for social gatherings, that plays the latest music and encourgaes dancing and drinking. It also encourages under-aged female jail bait to slip by the bouncer to be lusty eye candy for the 30 something males that attend.

Damn! is this a club? or an after school day-care program?

club by James March 7, 2004

Volvo

'Guy Speak': Acronym. Meaning Very Old Loose Vaginal Opening. Used to cover up the fact they are talking about a womans nasty genitals after childbirth...when either in the company of women or not.

"My Volvo just doesn't perform the way it used to."

"Damn, she's got a Volvo down there"

"My wife's Volvo has far too many miles on it, it's impossible to even get it to tunrover in the morning."

Volvo by James March 7, 2004