jozxyqk

The noise a Person makes when they get their sexual organs trapped in something

jozxyqk

the noise a person makes when they get their sexual organs trapped in something.

is it in the dictionary

It could be if your reading in the nude and you close the book too quick

*slams book shut*="jozxyqk"

by James December 21, 2003

morgition

a moron who makes up definitions

Derek is such a morgition, sitting on urbandictionary all night.

by James November 07, 2004

smurf club

The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.

I Smurf clubbed that bitch!

by James March 16, 2004

pole policy

A rule created by james.

If she licks it, I get to stick it.

by James March 11, 2003

Hotrail

A Line of Melting Crystal Meth that is inhaled through the nose.

The hotrail gave him an intence rush

by james December 07, 2003

repo

Rear Entry Penetration Only

my mate went to bang this chick but she was strictly repo so he had to charge the corn

by james November 17, 2003

footy head

footy head - dicks,unintelligent,moronic,bitches,wana be,try hard losers who grab each others balls while thinking they r good at sport and girls. this is not everyone that plays footy as most of them are cool. dick fucks.

Harry Dawson and casey akinson
"haha ratty"
hugh"
hahahahahahaha ...................Footy
.........hay...........Footy" etc."im a dick nob"

by James November 23, 2004