bake a cake

get a woodie

someone could 'bake your cake'

do you wanna bake cakes?

by James March 29, 2005

mother in law

Bringer of Hell to Earth.

Even driving my mother-in-law to the grocery store was a painfully horrible five minutes of my life.

by James October 31, 2003

spoo

I was always under the impression that the phrase came from the "Dilbert" comics. There's one where the workers decide to make up fake acronyms and terminology to confuse the boss; everyone does it convincingly until it gets to Dilbert's turn, at which point he ruins it all by saying "my spoo has too much fleem".

"My spoo has too much fleem"

(after the meeting)

"Hey, if I could lie convincingly I'd be in marketing."

by james July 15, 2004

angelina jolie

Smart, Sexy, Talented Actress, Wild, Fun

Angelina Jolie is bisexual.

by James January 25, 2004

chili dog

From the shitter to the mouth.

by James March 06, 2003

Half Mongrel

A Half Mongrel is in between a placid and erect penis. Not quite up but not quite placid. Usually quite noticible when wearing boxers. Is very similar to a monring glory but can also be triggered by seeing a Stalkworthy woman.

This chick rubbed against my cock and game me a half mongrel.

by James November 01, 2004

preppy girls

Girls that love to gossip and can not be trusted. Hell, they even turn on there own friends. They can't think for themselves, follow the crowd of other preppy girls, and care a lot about what other people think of them and thus base how they act upon that. They do not make good for long term relationships, because their "love" for things comes and goes with public opinion. They are decieving when it comes to sex. They seem real fun to fuck, but after that 5 min joy ride the whole school will know and you'll have more girls hating you for "hurting" their "friend" then anything.

by James September 20, 2003