jamEs's definitions

Medevil

To "Get medevil" is to attack physically or enter a state of violent behaviour. Often related to opening a can of whoop ass. Derrived from the efficiently violent nature of medi-evil knights.

"Damnit mofo, gimme the papers before I get medevil!"

by James November 15, 2003

tyrannosaurus fuck

A giant beast-like retarded girl that roams the streets of Newburyport. It chases underclassmen around the halls attempting to bite them and has the voice of a man

A bear mixed with a fat girl that has down syndrome and raptor-like teeth.

by James July 19, 2006

jimmy tap

fast but soft smack on the balls

i got jimmy taped and i was crying for 10 minutes

by James March 9, 2003

fughtkskj7yustg liuab osiug fliug -rgf -qreg9-qar9i\-oisdf n

for when u have nothin to say it is the highest insult and means "Fuck you, you gay fish masturbating homo humping piss creaming lanky twattoid with no bollocks arse chicken loving dog fucker".

Hey, you, erm...fughtkskj7yustg liuab osiug fliug -rgf -qreg9-qar9i\-oisdf n!!!

by James May 1, 2003

brown

slang name for cigarette

oi i iz goin for a brown

by James February 29, 2004

priming the pump

Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex.

I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump.

by James March 11, 2003

Ilpalazzo

The baddest badass of them all.

Lord Ilpalazzo is a badass.

by James June 27, 2003