farmer snort

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer snort all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

by jakrel May 16, 2005

farmer snort

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer's blow all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

by jakrel May 15, 2005

cheese

The name given to any nasty pitch in baseball.

DAMNIT, quit screwing around and throw him the stinkin' cheese.

by jakrel May 26, 2005

Basketball

The best game ever invented. Black and whites excel at thy sport. Blacks dunk, whites shoot. End of story.

Hey, MJ, u wanna go play some basketball, wit me, Larry, and Shaq?

by Jakrel April 20, 2005

Bust a cap

To unload your gun on someone and ultimatley, kill them. A very popular activity in the ghetto.

Nigga 1: Hey you want some of dis sheeit?
Nigga 2: Ah, I don wan dat shit.
Nigga 1: I don give a fuck, I don't play that shit, and I'm about to bust a cap motha nigga.

by jakrel August 13, 2005

weed

a handy plant that grows in ditches, and can be used for various activities.

Yo, go snatch that weed.

by jakrel June 23, 2005

farmer's blow

The process of plugging one nostril, and blowing air out of the other, in order to shoot out mucus. In order to make this technique successful, you must use great force, otherwise you will just look retarded when you have one nostril covered and are breathing heavily in front of your friends. But if you get that dang snot of of there...you will be known as a stud.

Jim had a nasty cold, and didn't have any tissues. He decided a farmer's blow would do lots of good, until he shot it on his girlfriend's prime rib.

by jakrel May 15, 2005