jakestar's definitions

uma thurman

Talented actress most famous for her roles in the Quinten Tarintino's Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill series.

She resembles a classy, pretty, Paris Hilton.

Not only is she a better actress than Paris Hilton, shes way hotter.

by JakeStar April 28, 2005

neighbor

People who live adjacent to you.

They may live next door, down the road, on the other side of the wall, on top of you, or below you.

They can be nice, rude, outgoing, shy, or cool. They may bake plates of browines or cookies for you. They may have sex a lot. They may blast shitty music at unreasonable hours. You may hang out with them a lot. You may never see them.

Weather you love them or hate them, you had better learn to live with them, because they live so close to you, after all.

Make sure that your neighbor isnt a serial murderer/rapist.

by JakeStar April 28, 2005

floorgy

A group of people sleeping on the floor, for lack of suitable sleeping areas.

The next morning is characterized by sore backs and necks, poor quality of sleep, and at least two people hooking up.

We snuck 13 people into the hotel during the ski trip, the only way we could accomodate them was with a floorgy.

by JakeStar April 18, 2005

cranium

A board game they sell at Starbucks. Best played with a group of friends while drunk.

Good thing triple sec wipes slides off the Cranium board so easily!

by JakeStar September 11, 2006

ipod nano

Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.

Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!

by JakeStar October 4, 2005

carpetlander

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

by JakeStar August 30, 2005

flophouse

A run-down boarding house for bums, hobos, and other transients. Not used anymore.

"Get those street-Arabs out of my shop and into the flop-house where they belong!"

Angry shopkeep, c. 1890

by JakeStar August 9, 2005