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H3

GM's attempt at making an environmentally-freidnly vehicle.
With gas prices skyrocketing and our environment being destroyed, GM didnt make a hybrid car, but rather a slightly smaller, slightly more efficient H2.
by JakeStar April 5, 2005
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Don't mess with texas

A phrase in which "big men" from Texas (see George W. Bush) will use in defense of their state.

Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."
I'll mess with Texas all I want! I just won't defenestrate my garbage.
by JakeStar April 21, 2005
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carpetlander

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.
Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!
by JakeStar August 30, 2005
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Snake Eater

1. Nickname given to Special Forces, because they can survive in the wilderness by eating, you geussed it, snakes.

2. Subtitle of Metal Gear Solid 3, a video game about the original snake eater, Naked Snake.
You can eat snakes in Snake Eater!
by JakeStar April 25, 2005
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bc

Boston College

Is not a college, nor is it in Boston. It is a university and it is in Chestnut Hill.
After BC beat Notre Dame, there was a riot.
by JakeStar April 27, 2005
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contra

Contra III kicks so much ass that it is not suitable for women and children.
by JakeStar April 4, 2005
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camwhore

Someone, usually female, and often of the scene, emo, or goth "subculture" who enjoys taking countless pictures of their heavily made-up selves and posting them online. Camwhores usually post their pictures on myspace, less often on livejournal and xanga, and sometimes even on our very own Urban Dictionary, out of a desire for attention and to show off their low-cut t-shirts and pale, underdeveloped boobies under poor lighting.

There are four types of pictures that the camwhore takes of herself:

1. The "Emo" picture-Common on livejournal and Urban Dictionary images for emo. Showing 3/4 of the face, camera held high, and looking down. Sullen expression a must. Usually taken in black and white.

2. The "Oops, I did it again"-Often used by scene girls on their myspace, the "Oops I did it again" is an attempt to seem coy or playful. Taken from the front, hand over mouth, eyes pointed up and to the side.

3. The "tuff" pic-Favored by ugly hardcore girls on their myspace profile. Another 3/4 view, this one is taken at eye level. Beady eyes and an angry expression shows just how xxHARDxCORExx the "tuff" girl is.

4. The "Happy Little Fairy"-Another common Livejournal pic, this one is favored by underage cutesy girls. Taken with the photographer lying on her back, camera pointed down at her face, wearing a dreamy, shit-eating gaze.
No, xxcryingxonethousandxtearsxx, I will not accept you as my friend. I dont even know you, you stupid camwhore.
by JakeStar September 5, 2005
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