jake's definitions

Clown Face

The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.

Gave that ho a clown face!

by Jake May 21, 2004

McAsshole

Often one will go out to eat at McDonalds, only for the mexican dude at the cash register to mess your order up. A McAsshole is the stupid guys at McDonalds behind the counter constantly messing peoples simple orders up.

A: Dude all I asked for was a friggin McSalad shaker and that McAsshole gave me chicken McNuggets!

B: Lets McJump him after his shift is over.

A: Good idea. In the mean time I'll go take a McShit.

by jAkE May 6, 2005

nice hair, wanna fuck?

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth

"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"

by Jake February 21, 2004

My Nose Itches

when you are about to kiss a fool

My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.

by Jake February 3, 2004

ear pull

the act of pulling someone's ear.

My girlfriend gave me an hard ear pull for the fun of it.

by Jake February 16, 2005

Stockholm syndrome

the condition where kidnapping victims sympathize with, grow attached to, identify with, or otherwise feel affection toward their abductor(s).

She didn't want to testify against the man that kidnapped her because she suffered from Stockholm syndrome.

by Jake December 31, 2003

Khon

Asshole that likes to shoot stuff.

Kevin went khon on your ass yesterday.

by Jake August 8, 2006