Krystal Steel

A hot blonde porn star with long legs, huge tits and one hell of a fine ass. She can ride a cock better like no other. And I want to eat her out like a young samolian boy eats a potato

Krystal Steel is one hot fucking bitch.

by Jake September 28, 2003

Halo

Best game in the history of mankind, with nearly perfect graphics, nearly perfect music, perfect sound effects, kind of a crappy second half in campaign mode but the first half was great, interiors are a tad repetitive and no bots but except for that, kicks ass. 9.99999999/10. 'Nuff said.

Uh....Halo I guess?

by Jake May 06, 2004

flat as a board

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 06, 2004

blackie

a pretty-typical name given to a black cat

We got a cat from the pound; she's black, so we named her Blackie just like all of the other black cats that we've had. Couldn't very well call her "Whitey", could we ?!

by Jake February 20, 2004

drop bows

To strike one with your elbows.

Derived from elbows.

We drop bows on hos!

by Jake March 28, 2005

boobage

a reference to the volume, bounce, and cleavage of a set of breasts

Denise lacked the proper boobage for that dress.

Nancy's boobage is the very finest I've ever seen.

by Jake February 02, 2004

Moment Stopper

The action of stopping a amusing moment by using phrases that would normally end something like this

Johnny:hey George, you know whats ugly? YOUR FACE
Alex, Jake: OHHH, you just got told!!! YAOOOOOOOOOO
Jake: OK GUYS, that's it, no more, the moments over, it's done, that's enough

by jake April 11, 2005