633 definitions by jake

shit tickler

Any person that enjoys, but is not limited to, constantly fingering the anus of others.

John: Fucking ew dude, did you hear what tom did to all the other guys at marv's sleepover?

Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.

John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.

by jake May 7, 2007

frugly

A devastating combination of fatness and uglyness

damn! u frugly DAMN shes ugly and fat !

by jake November 20, 2004

Clown Face

The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.

Gave that ho a clown face!

by jake May 21, 2004

Helicockter

The act of swinging person A's erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person B in the face.

Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.

by jake March 5, 2005

roli

scummy, dirty, filthy, anythign that has to do with not being clean

hes as dirty as roli

by jake September 27, 2004

slug face

Richard Booth

Man, look at Booth's eyebrows!

by jake February 3, 2004

first kiss

the numero uno kiss with a new woman, usually la creme de la creme, the best that there is

My first kiss with Nancii was so great that I darn near fainted; after that, I couldn't get her out of my mind even a year after we split.

by jake March 1, 2004