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boner loaf

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.
Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.
by JakE May 22, 2007
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scrubba

A dirty monkey that likes to diddle with little boys weewees. He likes to climb trees in Africa and find monkey droppings, and eat them. He is gay, and has mated with over 10,038 homosexual animals, including humans, dogs, cats, mosquitos, bacteria, elephants, blue whales, and the rare Martinius Klingonius. Scrubbas usually have an exceptionally large afro, and they seldom shower. Scrubbas do not hit puberty until their late fifties, so most Scrubba will never live to hit puberty. The Scrubba can take extraordinarily large amounts of pain and suffering, as he is constantly attacked by the larger predators such as Jacobius Dumbassius, and Hockius Playerius. If you wish to capture a wild Scrubba, do not shower for a month, as clean smells scare it away, and bring some Yu-Gi-Oh cards or Pokemon games along, and it will surely join you. If you feel a finger diddling your anus or penis while you are sleeping, do not fret, the Scrubba is just expressing his love for you.
by Jake December 18, 2003
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WSC

WestSide Connection, Ice cube aka the gangster, WC aka the killer, mack10 aka the drugdealer
its a dub s cee thang dub cee brang
by jake December 8, 2003
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yo bitches

Phrase used by Jake Waliszewski and Dale Rodas to either yell out for fun or to call one another in large areas or groups of people.
Jake: YO BITCHES..(saying slowly)
Dale: YOOO BITCH..
by Jake January 12, 2005
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Eldi

A man who all men look up to and worship.
by jake October 1, 2003
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cweet

1. Not cool, not even sweet, but right in the middle.
2. Can replace the word cool or sweet in any sentence.
3. Has the properties of both words combined in order to form one word.
I can't believe it's not butter; that is so cweet!
by Jake November 15, 2003
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tech

Intratec TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Pre-ban version could accomodate a 50 round magazine and had a threaded barrel to accept a silencer or barrel extention. It could be easily modified with "hellfire" rapid fire triggers, or full automatic mode.
imma bust a dome shot with my tech n9ne on this narc ass bitch
by Jake November 17, 2003
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