jake's definitions

suldrek

Only the greatest counter-strike player to walk the face of the earth. Nice guy too.

I wish i was as good as Suldrek, at counter-strike.

by Jake March 11, 2003

Halo

Best game in the history of mankind, with nearly perfect graphics, nearly perfect music, perfect sound effects, kind of a crappy second half in campaign mode but the first half was great, interiors are a tad repetitive and no bots but except for that, kicks ass. 9.99999999/10. 'Nuff said.

Uh....Halo I guess?

by Jake May 6, 2004

gaycore

anthonys lifestyle choice

anthony is totally gaycore

by jake April 1, 2005

blueballs

a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.

I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.

by Jake February 20, 2004

BJ Central

a female who gives blowjobs to the exclusion of other sexual activities

She's bj central, but forget about any other kind of sex with her

by Jake February 25, 2004

cweet

1. Not cool, not even sweet, but right in the middle.
2. Can replace the word cool or sweet in any sentence.
3. Has the properties of both words combined in order to form one word.

I can't believe it's not butter; that is so cweet!

by Jake November 15, 2003

tech

Intratec TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Pre-ban version could accomodate a 50 round magazine and had a threaded barrel to accept a silencer or barrel extention. It could be easily modified with "hellfire" rapid fire triggers, or full automatic mode.

imma bust a dome shot with my tech n9ne on this narc ass bitch

by Jake November 17, 2003