the numero uno kiss with a new woman, usually la creme de la creme, the best that there is
My first kiss with Nancii was so great that I darn near fainted; after that, I couldn't get her out of my mind even a year after we split.
by Jake March 01, 2004
goin down to lick some poonani in the wrong direction and ending up with your nose in the starfish as she rips ass in your face.
by Jake October 27, 2004
I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.
by Jake March 24, 2004
A person whom, for some reason or another, enjoys strapping jingle bells to their ballsack during sex, making a familiar holiday sound. Especially popular during the Christmas season.
Boy: Daddy! I think santa's at the Weinstein's house!
Dad: No son, Mr. Weinstein is just a fuck jingler.
Dad: No son, Mr. Weinstein is just a fuck jingler.
by JakE May 07, 2007
to be present to listen/see what goes on behind closed doors, that is, in a room closed to the media or other non-participants
1. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when that (distrusted) union steward is making deals with management all on his own
2. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when my ex and her lawyer are talking about our separation agreement
3. I'd like to be a fly on the wall of suite 401 of the Best Western when my ex is visiting her boyfriend who's up here on business
2. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when my ex and her lawyer are talking about our separation agreement
3. I'd like to be a fly on the wall of suite 401 of the Best Western when my ex is visiting her boyfriend who's up here on business
by Jake March 01, 2004
by jake February 04, 2005