The act of swinging person A's erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person B in the face.
Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.
by Jake March 05, 2005
by jake September 27, 2004
the numero uno kiss with a new woman, usually la creme de la creme, the best that there is
My first kiss with Nancii was so great that I darn near fainted; after that, I couldn't get her out of my mind even a year after we split.
by Jake March 01, 2004
goin down to lick some poonani in the wrong direction and ending up with your nose in the starfish as she rips ass in your face.
by Jake October 27, 2004
I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.
by Jake March 24, 2004
A person whom, for some reason or another, enjoys strapping jingle bells to their ballsack during sex, making a familiar holiday sound. Especially popular during the Christmas season.
Boy: Daddy! I think santa's at the Weinstein's house!
Dad: No son, Mr. Weinstein is just a fuck jingler.
Dad: No son, Mr. Weinstein is just a fuck jingler.
by JakE May 07, 2007