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purple-headed monster

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!
by Jake March 25, 2004
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pubes

she: I've never seen his pubes, I unzip him and blow him but we've never been naked together.

he: She's got great pubes, the first giveaway was her camel toe, then once I had her pants off, her labia look great and she actually SHAVES it !
by Jake February 20, 2004
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drop it like it's hot

Is there a toilet around? I gotta drop it like its hot
by Jake January 3, 2005
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cum depository

(noun) disparaging reference to a woman who sleeps around and readily accepts penetration sex without protection
Mona has fucked most of the guys in the office, she's just a cum depository.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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cweet

1. Not cool, not even sweet, but right in the middle.
2. Can replace the word cool or sweet in any sentence.
3. Has the properties of both words combined in order to form one word.
I can't believe it's not butter; that is so cweet!
by Jake November 15, 2003
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cockblock

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.

2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
by Jake April 12, 2003
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tech

Intratec TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Pre-ban version could accomodate a 50 round magazine and had a threaded barrel to accept a silencer or barrel extention. It could be easily modified with "hellfire" rapid fire triggers, or full automatic mode.
imma bust a dome shot with my tech n9ne on this narc ass bitch
by Jake November 17, 2003
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