jake's definitions

frozen joe

you take a shit freeze it then use it as a dildo

Morgan musto likes to have frozen joes after school.

by jake December 18, 2004

stones

balls, testicles

I planned to party and get laid Saturday night but my stones were too sore to even go out.

by Jake February 25, 2004

clonophobe

One who fears clones. Also used as a term for the fear or rejection cloned animal meat.

Mary was deemed a clonophobe after refusing to support the FDA's decision of marketing cloned meat.

by Jake January 2, 2007

Eifel 65

shit shit shit
pure shit

Eifel 65 is shit
lyrically, musicaly and religously

by jake November 20, 2004

jismleak

in males, after ejaculation, the leakage that occurs in the underwear after putting clothes back on.

by Jake November 8, 2003

half-mass

when full bonerage has not yet taken place

Dude i was totally grindin with that babe over there at half-mass!

by jake January 17, 2005

cock burner

a woman who fucks SO VIGOROUSLY that your penis head burns afterwards

she rode my shaft for so many thrusts that I felt like raw meat afterwards, she's such a cock burner !

by Jake March 5, 2004