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scrubba

A dirty monkey that likes to diddle with little boys weewees. He likes to climb trees in Africa and find monkey droppings, and eat them. He is gay, and has mated with over 10,038 homosexual animals, including humans, dogs, cats, mosquitos, bacteria, elephants, blue whales, and the rare Martinius Klingonius. Scrubbas usually have an exceptionally large afro, and they seldom shower. Scrubbas do not hit puberty until their late fifties, so most Scrubba will never live to hit puberty. The Scrubba can take extraordinarily large amounts of pain and suffering, as he is constantly attacked by the larger predators such as Jacobius Dumbassius, and Hockius Playerius. If you wish to capture a wild Scrubba, do not shower for a month, as clean smells scare it away, and bring some Yu-Gi-Oh cards or Pokemon games along, and it will surely join you. If you feel a finger diddling your anus or penis while you are sleeping, do not fret, the Scrubba is just expressing his love for you.
by Jake December 18, 2003
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whalefuck

intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck
That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after
by Jake January 20, 2004
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suldrek

Only the greatest counter-strike player to walk the face of the earth. Nice guy too.
I wish i was as good as Suldrek, at counter-strike.
by Jake March 11, 2003
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Krystal Steel

A hot blonde porn star with long legs, huge tits and one hell of a fine ass. She can ride a cock better like no other. And I want to eat her out like a young samolian boy eats a potato
by Jake September 28, 2003
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Halo

Best game in the history of mankind, with nearly perfect graphics, nearly perfect music, perfect sound effects, kind of a crappy second half in campaign mode but the first half was great, interiors are a tad repetitive and no bots but except for that, kicks ass. 9.99999999/10. 'Nuff said.
Uh....Halo I guess?
by Jake May 6, 2004
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poke

What my mom tells me not to be doing to any girls at the age of 15.
"Now Jake don't go around poking any girls"
by Jake May 2, 2004
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hippy

dan hendrickson is a dam hippy he should take a shower
by jake January 15, 2004
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