jake's definitions

Rosa Park'd

a word in use for vague satire. not to it's subject, but towards punk'd.

peaceful resistance against opression.
usually involving boycotts. this aspect seperates it from Ghandi'd.

The bigoted manager of -restaurant name- was Rosa Park'd.

by jake April 18, 2004

brown

Adjective: Being hungry. The evolution of saying "I'm Hungus Brown"

Verb: browning, brown.

Noun: "Hey, I'm pretty brown"
Verb: "You all want to go brown?"
Verb: "Let me call you back after I'm done browning"

by jake July 2, 2004

schlitz

To breath and spit.

The retarded kid schlitzed all over me when he was speaking.

by Jake March 29, 2003

Fat chicks

a female that is fat, usually trying to be sexy.

See variations sealfuck, blubber fuck, blubberfuck, whalefuck or whale fuck. Not all fat chicks are just fat chicks, they are all attractive to someone depending upon their fat style.

We were cruising, finding nothing, then about 1 a.m. we ran into a group of 5 fat chicks. No need for one of us to fall on the grenade, we just each did one.

by Jake March 6, 2004

squirting jam into a donut

ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)

Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.

by Jake March 23, 2004

wasp

Women Airforce Service Pilots, WASP, the first women in history trained to fly American military aircraft. These are some hardcore ladies. Flew in WWII and then got pushed under the carpet by generals like Hap Arnold.

Thirty-eight WASP lost their lives while serving their country as military pilots, their bodies sent home in cheap pine boxes at the expense of their family or friends. These heroic women pilots were denied any military benefits or honrs--no gold stars in the window--not even so much as an American flag to drape their coffins.

by Jake July 16, 2004

partyboyjk

the fuckin coolest kid

by jake August 13, 2003