jake's definitions

rogering

To have sexual (vaginal) intercourse with.

(if she comes, its "a good rogering")

David: "Lawd, Jimmy, see that babe with the 38D's and that micro-skirt...damn, she needs a good rogering with an uncut penis."

Jimmy: "David, I've already rogered her with my 6-1/2" dick!"

by Jake February 18, 2004

air drop

moving one's bowels when not sitting on the sit; usually done in public restrooms.

by Jake November 8, 2003

bent

to have a talent for

she has a bent for painting.

she has a bent for blowjobs, they are fantastic

he has a bent for car repair

by Jake March 6, 2004

escargot

French for "snail", commonly the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Edible.

he: "Would you care for escargot?"

she: "er, no thanks. It always looks too much like tiny inner & outer labia. I'm not into eating that."

by Jake April 17, 2004

slute

Attractive female who dresses like a mixture of a valley girl and a slut, but does not necessarilly put out. Very convenient to use in public while around an actual slut, assuming that the dumb slut cannot recognize the connection that is so obvious to the rest of us above normal retards. See yaa

Check out that slute in the red with the fuckin' cans.

by Jake May 13, 2005

hard wup

An expression by male/female beast. Means hard work. Only remmers from Workington can pronounce this correctly.

Man, that was hard wup!

by Jake February 3, 2004

crap

Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.

(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!

by Jake March 31, 2005