jake's definitions

Rolling

When you roll a ciggarette or spliff using Rizzlas or smoking paper.

Hey man, roll me a fat one

by Jake January 22, 2005

Asia Carrera

A well known porn star who runs her own website and knows how to use computers. Her best attribute is her ability to look like someone you know, while fucking some stud. She is smart, sexy, and available (all you have to do is drive to your local XXX store, or visit www.asiacarrera.com). If you play Unreal Tournament much, Asia has probably whipped your ass at some point or another.

Damn, I just got asswhipped in UT by Asia Carrera. I guess the only thing to do is go to her website and whack off to her tit pics.

by Jake December 2, 2003

funa

Vagina or pussy see kooter

James likes to play with Sissy's Funa

by jake December 3, 2004

burns

Tokes on a spliff. You usually have about 3 or 4 tokes in a set of burns before passing it on.

"Rollers 1st burns" - Whoever rolled the joint
"Charles, I do believe those are MY burns you are having" - Critch
"I'm gettin 2nd burns" - Basically anyone who has ever smoked a spliff

by Jake September 30, 2005

Grand Canyon

The act of which during sex the male inserts his cock in the bottom of the females cleavage and runs it through to the top where she then gives him oral sex.

Less technical : Stick da cock inbetween them titties to get that blow job!

Man I swear,if the woman aint got big tits theres no point for a grand canyon.

by Jake October 13, 2004

Academic Decathlon

a team of 9 nerds who have decided that they can't seem to get enough of school, so they stay a while longer and train to be "decathletes." smart teams win county, and possibly state (unless you're in cali, when you'll work your ass off sept-feb, win county, and get your brain handed to you on a silver platter by Moorpark/ECR/Granada)

1. Do you have any free time?
-no, i am on academic decathlon

2. How was the formal?
-for decathlon?

by Jake January 25, 2005

gothic-punk

1.A type of music that usually combines the poetry of gothism and the sound of hardcore punk.

2.A suculture that combines gothism and punkism.

AFI's Sing The Sorrow is a gothic-punk album.

by Jake July 18, 2004