cut one from the herd

select a chick from the crowd (or her group of friends)and move in on her

"I'm goin' after the short thin blonde, Rick, its your turn to fall on the grenade and get her whalefuck friend outta the picture."

by Jake April 02, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

a situation where a part of your clothing comes off, exposing one of your naughty bits

During SuperBowl halftime, Justin attempted to rip Janet's top off but only tore off the right side thus exposing one boob instead of both.

by Jake February 03, 2004

Jay-Zeezer

An amazing mixture of Jay-Z and Weezer, utilizing the Jay-Z construction set, where Jay-Z's lyrics are layered over Weezer's guitar loops.

Man, I was just listening to Jay-Zeezer, that shit is hot!

by JaKe June 08, 2004

Jokers Card

the joker cards something you juggahos will never understand

after all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all

by jake January 20, 2004

Japanese Limbo

Instead of going under,you go over : A bar on the ground lined with penis shaped statues erecting from the tops,the taller the beam,the more difficult. Falling will result in loss and losing your virginity.

God...japanese people these days...I swear.

by Jake October 13, 2004

funkateer

The worlds most bangin thugs. Made up of Jake-Money, James-Money, Pete-Money, Ralph-Money,Murf-Money, Kevin-Money, Bill-Money, and Mark-Money.

"Yo, i heard th Funkateers are gonna be reppin' tonight!"
"Word?!?!"
"Straight up!!!"

by jake September 16, 2004

OC

premature ejaculation, that is, to cum "Out (of) Cunt"

I was in such a hurry with her that I OC'd.

by Jake March 24, 2004