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pulling my pudding

masturbating; jerking off; rubbing one's penis until one ejaculates cum
I lay on my bed, fantasizing about Nancii being naked with me, and pulling my pudding.
by Jake February 17, 2004
mugGet the pulling my puddingmug.

My Nose Itches

when you are about to kiss a fool
My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.
by Jake February 3, 2004
mugGet the My Nose Itchesmug.

looched

a girl on her period; derived from the language Jag
"I would fuck her if she wasn't looched."
by Jake January 7, 2005
mugGet the loochedmug.

O Ring

a round seal, often made of neoprene or some other compressible "rubber-like" compound, that is an industrial part.Looks like the part of a condom that unrolls before you actually unroll it. Can be used as a cock ringif you get the right size
"My buddy's a mechanic, I went thru his box of assorted O rings and found the size I can use as a cock ring. Nancii's gonna beg for mercy tonite !"
by Jake March 6, 2004
mugGet the O Ringmug.

Cranky Ass

an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.
Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.
by Jake November 8, 2003
mugGet the Cranky Assmug.

The Anteater

A sexual act similar to the lobster claw, in which 4 fingers are inserted into a vagina, while the middle finger is inserted into the asshole. The position of the hand with the middle finger up resembles that of an anteaters nose.
I gave that bitch an 'Anteater' last night while she was sleeping on her stomach.
by Jake May 13, 2005
mugGet the The Anteatermug.

girl-girl sex

sex between females; while often referred to as Lesbian sex, it is not appropriate to. Lesbianism is a sexual orientation, not physical sex between two women. Fantasizing about having sex with another woman does not make you a lesbian. Women are usually seen as soft, gentle, loving, and romantic, which is not how men are usually perceived. A woman may desire these things in her sex life. She may feel that since a woman has the same anatomy, she will be a better lover and more in tune with her needs. Even though a woman is not sexually attracted to other women, she may be attracted to these "feminine" qualities. To a certain extent, female/female physical intimacy is socially acceptable, at least when not done to exclusion.
Nancii and I enjoy intercourse, mutual masturbation, and oral sex, but she still needs her girl-girl sex once in awhile with "S"
by Jake February 17, 2004
mugGet the girl-girl sexmug.

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