We're friends with benefits , she comes over once a week and sits on my prong while I finger her clit.
by Jake March 24, 2004
Get the prongmug. 1.) Something that people have very often.
2.) A type of heart attack usually cause from mental disease or extreme laughing.
3.) When you go nuts and almost suicide.
4.) Some people\'s hobbies. Like Leo\'s.
2.) A type of heart attack usually cause from mental disease or extreme laughing.
3.) When you go nuts and almost suicide.
4.) Some people\'s hobbies. Like Leo\'s.
Jake says: Look that DUDE he\\\'s having a seizure.
John says: Don\\\'t worry, that dude\\\'s seizure is his laughing.
Jake says: But look he died.
John says: Oh well, it happens...
John says: Don\\\'t worry, that dude\\\'s seizure is his laughing.
Jake says: But look he died.
John says: Oh well, it happens...
by Jake April 26, 2005
Get the Seizuremug. My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.
I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.
I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.
by Jake March 05, 2004
Get the dick fusemug. Possibly the closest thing to Ugh Factor 10 if not worse because of the added in Stupidity Factor. But regarless the equation works as shown below
If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser
But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.
If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser
But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.
Not only does that shit look wack but you look like a complete retard in the process, please stick around so we can point and laugh at you.
by jake April 01, 2005
Get the Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000mug. To smell like a hot swety gooch.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.
by jake April 17, 2004
Get the gooch broommug. Means nothing, usually a phrase to describe hyperness(example 1 below) or can be added to the end of He ho to show disapointment (example 2
by Jake February 02, 2005
Get the fing da lingmug. by Jake October 13, 2004
Get the unpenetrierceablemug.