carrot

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

homonymphonecropyrophiliac

a gay person who likes to have sex with dead animals while there on fire

sissi like to be a homonymphonecropyrophiliac, but she is only half gay

by jake December 03, 2004

unpenetrierceable

This word means that a shield is penatrable by any bullet that somebody named Jacob shoots.

My shield is unpenetrierceable. So now if your name is Jacob, you can shoot bullets through it.

by Jake October 13, 2004

poke 'n' stroke

sex position where the female lies on her back, male lies on his side and slips his penis sideways into her vagina, then he touches and rubs her clitoris to give her pleasure.She has the feeling of being full of cock and the intense pleasure of clitoral massage.

She loves it when I poke 'n' stroke her, she likes to feel full of cock while her clit is being rubbed.

by Jake January 30, 2004

5.3

average length (inches) of a mid-European penis (eg. German)

The Irishman's average 6.5" penis outstretched the German's 5.3" weapon

by Jake January 10, 2004

fing da ling

Means nothing, usually a phrase to describe hyperness(example 1 below) or can be added to the end of He ho to show disapointment (example 2

1. "FING DA LA DING DA LA DING!!!"
2. " He ho...fing da ling!"

by Jake February 02, 2005

blop

Recieving a blow job while taking a dump.

Honey, I have to take a dump. Time to give me a blop.

When Cindy was giving me a blop, she passed out from the fumes.

by Jake September 28, 2003