jaja a's definitions

iced

to be blatantly ignored by someone who knows you.

Girl: He walked by me without even saying anything.

Girl2: He totally just iced you.

by Jaja A January 23, 2010

friend stalker

A friend who is obsessed with you and won't stop calling, following, and trying to be seen with you.

Ellen is such a friend stalker, she won't stop calling me! I don't even like her!

by Jaja A August 12, 2006

hater ho

A girl who is jelous of everyone and hates them.

Why is that ho jelous of me? She's just a hater ho.

by Jaja A August 2, 2006

Ack Stash

An acne mustache; having acne on one's upper lip.

Guy: Have you kissed Jessica yet?
Boyfriend: Hell no... Have you seen her ack stash?
Guy: Oh... Gross.

by Jaja A January 10, 2009

prez dispenser

What president Bush is: A lie dispenser.
pezdispenser.
"lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie!"

Example 1: All that comes out of President Bush's mouth is lies!
Example 2: I have a Prez dispenser magnet on my fridge.

by Jaja A August 2, 2006

humption

the action of humping; to fuck

I'm 'bout to get some humption tonight!

Did you see Jack and Kelly? Major humption!

by Jaja A November 9, 2010

mfg

My Fucking God.
Similar to omfg, without the O.

MFG, now she's trying to be nice to me?
Bullshit.

by jaja a January 18, 2007