jaggo's definitions

dork finder

a fruitless skank, scallywag, or otherwise undesirable shtoonheinz who takes pride in zit-faced computer geeks.

Dude, I never would have gotten laid in my whole life if it wasn't for that Dork Finder that sat next to me in my Advanced C++ class. God, I'm such a fag!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

pissicle

Like an icicle, but with a strange arome and an even stranger color.

Dude, I thought it was an icicle, but it's really a pissicle.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

fuckadeered

To get dickerooed or otherwise stigwashed.

Dude, Uncle Sam just fuckadeered my paycheck on account of all the goddamn illegal immigrants causing the unemployment rate to rise.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

shit row

skid row, but worse.

Holy shinto you live on shit row!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

flabber

A complete croad.

Dude, you should drop that bitch, she's a flabber.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

white jesus

high-quality hooch, shine, moonshine, or homemade booze.

Dude, Crow Jane makes the best white jesus in the whole Ukelore Valley.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

housed

To get royally shitfaced or shitHOUSED.

If we get Becky housed, she'll flail her tits about the room at a ferocious pace.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004