chig

v., To sexually harrass

Dude, quit chigging me. I'm not into bestiality you stigwashed fag attack.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

gayrod

A fully erect dingus carried around by an extremely faggish person.

Dude, that fag just brushed me with his gayrod! Now I gotta go take a shower before I shit myself.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

holy shinto

Japanese for "Holy Shit".

Holy Shinto dude! Stop nuking us! We surrender!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

immigrant

A term corrupted by the political agenda of parties wishing to garner large quantitites of votes easily.

Democrat: Dude, if we pretend that we really care about mexicans and call them immigrants, they'll all vote for us and we can keep having slave labor from those brown bastards!

Republican:Okay, but we also have to pretend like there is a difference between the two parties.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Sonoma County

A once cool county that has been destroyed.

Dude, I grew up here in Sonoma County, but now I have to leave on account of I cant find a house to buy that is worth a shit under 350,000 dollars. Also, my fucking taxes are so high on account of all the welfare and social services being doled out to illegal immigrants, that I really can't afford a house. Also, because my wife and I have a combined income of just over 70,000 dollars, we are considered rich by the scum that run the state, and our bank account is the shits because we have to support all these goddamn illegals.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

hateful

A claim one can make as long as they are not a white male.

Dude, I can't really argue my point intellectually, so I will call it hateful.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

trucker speed

Ephedrine tablets, available at most gas stations and truck stops.

See mini thins and yellowjackets.

Cletus jackknifed his rig on the 101 after being hopped up on trucker speed for 1000 miles.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004