jaggo's definitions

stigwashed

To be pretty much fuckadeered}.

Dude, if you shit in my boots one more time I'm gonna stigwash your sorry ass.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

fuckoed

Dicked beyond belief.

Dude, I knew I was fuckoed when the pigs found three pounds of meth stashed in my arse.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

flail

v., To fuck oneself six ways from Sunday.

Dude, I flailed so bad with her bra that I never even got to see her tits.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

fuckadeered

To get dickerooed or otherwise stigwashed.

Dude, Uncle Sam just fuckadeered my paycheck on account of all the goddamn illegal immigrants causing the unemployment rate to rise.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

gay row

N., an activity involving fags, a row boat, and copious ammounts of lubricant.

Dumfuck1: Dude, fancy a gay row?

Dumfuck2: Hell yeah! Let me go get my asshatted row boat.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

immigrant

A term corrupted by the political agenda of parties wishing to garner large quantitites of votes easily.

Democrat: Dude, if we pretend that we really care about mexicans and call them immigrants, they'll all vote for us and we can keep having slave labor from those brown bastards!

Republican:Okay, but we also have to pretend like there is a difference between the two parties.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

shit row

skid row, but worse.

Holy shinto you live on shit row!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004